From: Michael A. Terrell on
Robert Latest wrote:
>
> On 2005-10-08, Jim Thompson <thegreatone(a)example.com> wrote:
>
> > I learned to drive in a '56 Mercury station wagon, in '56 ;-) The
> > power steering failed as I was trying to pass "parallel" parking. I
> > managed to get it in the space anyway ;-)
>
> I did my DL in Texas. Got 4 out of 4 points taken off for not
> being able to parallel park at all, and 2 out of 2 for not being
> able to go backwards in a straight line. The four turns I had to
> take were all at 4-way stop intersections, and the examiner told
> me later that I should not only stop but also look left and
> right. And when taking turns I shouldn't be swerving all over the
> intersection.
>
> Then he charged me $16 and gave me my license.
>
> robert
>
> PS: I also didn't have power steering, but the car was a Honda
> Civic ;-)

When I took my drivers test after moving to Florida the instructor
was going to fail me for not looking both directions while making a
three point turnaround. I asked her to look in the other direction and
tell me if she didn't see that the road was a dead end with a high fence
across it, and a very large stand of trees. Then I told her that if
something was going to hit me through all of that, that I had more to
worry about than looking down 20 feet of dead end street. She told me
that she was still going to fail me. I just smiled and told her that I
would be happy to explain it to her supervisor, and to my boss at the TV
station. She signed my papers. ;-)
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Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida
From: Winfield Hill on
Michael A. Terrell wrote...
>
> When I took my drivers test after moving to Florida the instructor
> was going to fail me for not looking both directions while making a
> three point turnaround. I asked her to look in the other direction
> and tell me if she didn't see that the road was a dead end with a high
> fence across it, and a very large stand of trees. Then I told her that
> if something was going to hit me through all of that, that I had more
> to worry about than looking down 20 feet of dead end street. She told
> me that she was still going to fail me. I just smiled and told her
> that I would be happy to explain it to her supervisor, and to my boss
> at the TV station. She signed my papers. ;-)

I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm in Florida, driving out of
a short dead-end street with a high fence and a large stand of trees.


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Thanks,
- Win
From: Michael A. Terrell on
Winfield Hill wrote:
>
> Michael A. Terrell wrote...
> >
> > When I took my drivers test after moving to Florida the instructor
> > was going to fail me for not looking both directions while making a
> > three point turnaround. I asked her to look in the other direction
> > and tell me if she didn't see that the road was a dead end with a high
> > fence across it, and a very large stand of trees. Then I told her that
> > if something was going to hit me through all of that, that I had more
> > to worry about than looking down 20 feet of dead end street. She told
> > me that she was still going to fail me. I just smiled and told her
> > that I would be happy to explain it to her supervisor, and to my boss
> > at the TV station. She signed my papers. ;-)
>
> I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm in Florida, driving out of
> a short dead-end street with a high fence and a large stand of trees.
>
> --
> Thanks,
> - Win


Next time you're in Florida give me a call. I'd like to meet you,
after chatting on the newsgroups for so many years. ;-)

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Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida
From: Bob Stephens on
On Thu, 6 Oct 2005 13:09:42 -0700, Bob Stephens wrote:

> On 6 Oct 2005 12:16:02 -0700, Winfield Hill wrote:
>
>>
>> Rich Grise wrote...
>>>
>>> Dibs on a half share of ROFLMAOPIMP!
>>
>> PIMP?
>
> I'm guessing it's 'peeing in my pants'? Perhaps some of our older viewers
> can give us the benefit of their experience? ;)~

From: Winfield Hill on
Bob Stephens wrote...
> Winfield Hill wrote:
>> Rich Grise wrote...
>>>
>>> Dibs on a half share of ROFLMAOPIMP!
>>
>> PIMP?
>
> I'm guessing it's 'peeing in my pants'? Perhaps some of our
> older viewers can give us the benefit of their experience? ;)~

It's probably what George Bush was doing as he sat frozen with
a story book in front of the children, for six minutes after
being told the U.S. was under attack.


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Thanks,
- Win