From: Michael A. Terrell on 10 Oct 2005 20:46 Robert Latest wrote: > > On 2005-10-08, Jim Thompson <thegreatone(a)example.com> wrote: > > > I learned to drive in a '56 Mercury station wagon, in '56 ;-) The > > power steering failed as I was trying to pass "parallel" parking. I > > managed to get it in the space anyway ;-) > > I did my DL in Texas. Got 4 out of 4 points taken off for not > being able to parallel park at all, and 2 out of 2 for not being > able to go backwards in a straight line. The four turns I had to > take were all at 4-way stop intersections, and the examiner told > me later that I should not only stop but also look left and > right. And when taking turns I shouldn't be swerving all over the > intersection. > > Then he charged me $16 and gave me my license. > > robert > > PS: I also didn't have power steering, but the car was a Honda > Civic ;-) When I took my drivers test after moving to Florida the instructor was going to fail me for not looking both directions while making a three point turnaround. I asked her to look in the other direction and tell me if she didn't see that the road was a dead end with a high fence across it, and a very large stand of trees. Then I told her that if something was going to hit me through all of that, that I had more to worry about than looking down 20 feet of dead end street. She told me that she was still going to fail me. I just smiled and told her that I would be happy to explain it to her supervisor, and to my boss at the TV station. She signed my papers. ;-) -- ? Michael A. Terrell Central Florida
From: Winfield Hill on 10 Oct 2005 21:13 Michael A. Terrell wrote... > > When I took my drivers test after moving to Florida the instructor > was going to fail me for not looking both directions while making a > three point turnaround. I asked her to look in the other direction > and tell me if she didn't see that the road was a dead end with a high > fence across it, and a very large stand of trees. Then I told her that > if something was going to hit me through all of that, that I had more > to worry about than looking down 20 feet of dead end street. She told > me that she was still going to fail me. I just smiled and told her > that I would be happy to explain it to her supervisor, and to my boss > at the TV station. She signed my papers. ;-) I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm in Florida, driving out of a short dead-end street with a high fence and a large stand of trees. -- Thanks, - Win
From: Michael A. Terrell on 12 Oct 2005 00:23 Winfield Hill wrote: > > Michael A. Terrell wrote... > > > > When I took my drivers test after moving to Florida the instructor > > was going to fail me for not looking both directions while making a > > three point turnaround. I asked her to look in the other direction > > and tell me if she didn't see that the road was a dead end with a high > > fence across it, and a very large stand of trees. Then I told her that > > if something was going to hit me through all of that, that I had more > > to worry about than looking down 20 feet of dead end street. She told > > me that she was still going to fail me. I just smiled and told her > > that I would be happy to explain it to her supervisor, and to my boss > > at the TV station. She signed my papers. ;-) > > I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm in Florida, driving out of > a short dead-end street with a high fence and a large stand of trees. > > -- > Thanks, > - Win Next time you're in Florida give me a call. I'd like to meet you, after chatting on the newsgroups for so many years. ;-) -- ? Michael A. Terrell Central Florida
From: Bob Stephens on 21 Oct 2005 09:23 On Thu, 6 Oct 2005 13:09:42 -0700, Bob Stephens wrote: > On 6 Oct 2005 12:16:02 -0700, Winfield Hill wrote: > >> >> Rich Grise wrote... >>> >>> Dibs on a half share of ROFLMAOPIMP! >> >> PIMP? > > I'm guessing it's 'peeing in my pants'? Perhaps some of our older viewers > can give us the benefit of their experience? ;)~
From: Winfield Hill on 21 Oct 2005 10:15
Bob Stephens wrote... > Winfield Hill wrote: >> Rich Grise wrote... >>> >>> Dibs on a half share of ROFLMAOPIMP! >> >> PIMP? > > I'm guessing it's 'peeing in my pants'? Perhaps some of our > older viewers can give us the benefit of their experience? ;)~ It's probably what George Bush was doing as he sat frozen with a story book in front of the children, for six minutes after being told the U.S. was under attack. -- Thanks, - Win |