From: Anonymous on
<<cripto(a)ecn.org>> has recently attacked an old and beloved troll on
ACF, namely Boar Britches
(BB) and has failed to make a profile. The Forensics Commission For
ACF wishes to inform him that this is impolite and, basically
speaking, severly frowned upon.
Corrections:
(1) Public apologies to Brown Barrels (BB) must be published on
the front page of a recognized news medium like ACF;
(2) Suitable oblations must be made to the God of ACF, namely the
High Frank-Lin. Typically this entails a round of beers to all
subscribers, and a subscription for a year's supply of Starbucks
offered to the aggrieved party, namely Baked Blarney (BB).
(3) Failure to do this will force the Forensics Commission to
create a profile which will be highly hideous. Beware, such profiles
have a permanent effect.
HG