cripto@ecn.org: Wise Up Sucker; The Haberdasher General
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From: Anonymous on 3 Oct 2009 00:23 <<cripto(a)ecn.org>> has recently attacked an old and beloved troll on ACF, namely Boar Britches (BB) and has failed to make a profile. The Forensics Commission For ACF wishes to inform him that this is impolite and, basically speaking, severly frowned upon. Corrections: (1) Public apologies to Brown Barrels (BB) must be published on the front page of a recognized news medium like ACF; (2) Suitable oblations must be made to the God of ACF, namely the High Frank-Lin. Typically this entails a round of beers to all subscribers, and a subscription for a year's supply of Starbucks offered to the aggrieved party, namely Baked Blarney (BB). (3) Failure to do this will force the Forensics Commission to create a profile which will be highly hideous. Beware, such profiles have a permanent effect. HG
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