From: Wes Groleau on
On 05-05-2010 18:30, Michelle Steiner wrote:
> Wes <Groleau+news(a)FreeShell.org> wrote:
>
>>> ba + (na)^2
>>
>> Standard Usenet nitpicking:
>> Why is one syllable added and the others multiplied?
>
> Actually, it's raised to a power, not merely multiplied.

Squared. Multiplied by itself. Whatever.
Nothing like nit-picking the nit-picker. :-)

Would the joke be better if it were phrased
"Why is 'bana..' ba + na ...
while '..nana' is na * na or (na)^2?"

Answer, "No--yes--I don't KNOW!!!"

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Wes Groleau

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From: Ian Gregory on
On 2010-05-05, Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:
> In article <hrsr4n$2t9$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> DRAMA QUEEN <Groleau+news(a)FreeShell.org> wrote:
>
>> > ba + (na)^2
>>
>> Standard Usenet nitpicking:
>> Why is one syllable added and the others multiplied?
>
> Actually, it's raised to a power, not merely multiplied.

It is multiplied by itself but it would be more consistent to multiply
by 2. Using "+" to stand for concatenation in the first equality with
its usual meaning in the second:

banana = ba + na + na = ba + 2*na

Whereas using "*" in an equivalent way:

banana = ba*na*na = ba*(na)^2

So what is the square root of Christmas?

Ian

--
Ian Gregory
http://www.zenatode.org.uk/
From: JF Mezei on
Ian Gregory wrote:

> So what is the square root of Christmas?

That is easy:

The square root of Christmas is January 18th 22:43:40


(Christmas is the 359th day of the year, square root of it is
18.94something, so 18th day of year is January 18th !)
From: Peter Flass on
Warren Oates wrote:
> In article <hrsp9s$fqh$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> Peter Flass <Peter_Flass(a)Yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> I had a summer job in a factory like that for a couple of years. I
>> believe it was electric and not steam, though I wouldn't swear to it,
>> but all the machinery was driven by a series of belts.
>
> And did you sing "Tail Toddle"?

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From: Charlie Gibbs on
In article <michelle-18D63E.15320105052010(a)62-183-169-81.bb.dnainternet.fi>,
michelle(a)michelle.org (Michelle Steiner) writes:

> In article <1356.812T488T8923605(a)kltpzyxm.invalid>,
> "Charlie Gibbs" <cgibbs(a)kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:
>
>> I just finished reading a story in the latest Analog where the
>> protagonist is driving a car being chased by a flying saucer. As the
>> saucer got close enough, its inertia-neutralizing field enveloped the
>> car, so our hero hit the brakes and came to an instantaneous stop,
>> causing the saucer to fly right past. What was even more fun was that
>> he then fired at the saucer with a handgun; the bullet hit the saucer,
>> which being inertialess was flicked off into the distance.
>
> *chuckle* I just may have to start reading SF magazines again. But
> didn't the recoil send him and the car flying backwards when he fired
> the gun?

No, by the time he fired the saucer had gone far enough ahead that its
field no longer enveloped the car.

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