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From: Otto Bahn on 9 Nov 2009 09:49 "Nicko" <nervous.nick(a)gmail.com> wrote > WASHINGTON D.C. > I braked at the stoplight and a sedan skidded to a halt > on my right. < <You never told us that you had telekinetic powers. That is just, <like, sooo cool! < <Or maybe it's just a matter of frame of reference. I saw a Law & Order where they framed a reference. --oTTo--
From: Bob Casanova on 9 Nov 2009 16:57 On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 09:49:49 -0500, the following appeared in sci.skeptic, posted by "Otto Bahn" <ei(a)eio.com>: >"Nicko" <nervous.nick(a)gmail.com> wrote >> WASHINGTON D.C. >> I braked at the stoplight and a sedan skidded to a halt >> on my right. ><You never told us that you had telekinetic powers. That is just, ><like, sooo cool! I think he's going for a Bulwer-Lytton award: http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ It would have been easier if he'd managed to combine his screed into one sentence, like this one: "It came to him in a cocaine rush as he took the Langley exit that if Aldrich had told Filipov about Hancock only Tulfengian could have known that the photograph which Wagner had shown to Maximov on the jolting S-bahn was not the photograph of Kessler that Bradford had found at the dark, sinister house in the Schillerstrasse the day that Straub told Percival that the man on the bridge had not been Aksakov but Paustovsky, which meant that is was not Kleist but Kruger that Cherensky had met in the bleak, wintry Grunewald and that, therefore, only Frau Epp could have known that Muller had followed Droysen to the steamy, aromatic cafe in the Beethovenstrasse where he told Buerger that Todorov had known since the Liebermann affair that McIntyre had not met Stoltz at the Goerlitzer Bahnhof but instead had met Sommer at the cavernous Anhalter Bahnhof." (Winner, Spy Fiction category, 1984) ><Or maybe it's just a matter of frame of reference. >I saw a Law & Order where they framed a reference. I think I saw that one... ;-) -- Bob C. "Evidence confirming an observation is evidence that the observation is wrong." - McNameless
From: Otto Bahn on 9 Nov 2009 17:27 "Bob Casanova" <nospam(a)buzz.off> wrote >>> WASHINGTON D.C. >>> I braked at the stoplight and a sedan skidded to a halt >>> on my right. > >><You never told us that you had telekinetic powers. That is just, >><like, sooo cool! > > I think he's going for a Bulwer-Lytton award: > > http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ It was a dark and stormy night. The dark part is redundant; had the lonesome moon even been out, it would have been obscured by the ephemeral clouds. Suddenly, three men entered a cave. One said, "Otto, tell us a story." The story began...It was a stormy night, and three men entered a cave. One said, "Cut it out, Otto!" And he did. --oTTo--
From: George Hammond on 9 Nov 2009 18:50 On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 17:27:45 -0500, "Otto Bahn" <ei(a)eio.com> wrote: >"Bob Casanova" <nospam(a)buzz.off> wrote > >>>> WASHINGTON D.C. >>>> I braked at the stoplight and a sedan skidded to a halt >>>> on my right. >> >>><You never told us that you had telekinetic powers. That is just, >>><like, sooo cool! >> >> I think he's going for a Bulwer-Lytton award: >> >> http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ > >It was a dark and stormy night. The dark part is redundant; had >the lonesome moon even been out, it would have been obscured by >the ephemeral clouds. Suddenly, three men entered a cave. One >said, "Otto, tell us a story." The story began...It was a stormy >night, and three men entered a cave. One said, "Cut it out, Otto!" >And he did. > >--oTTo-- > > [Hammond] The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas The road was a ribbon of moonlight across the purple moor When Hammond saw the castle wall grey as a piece of slate He nailed his thesis in peer review form upon the city gate And a 1000 years to the proof of God marked his final fate ======================================== GEORGE HAMMOND'S PROOF OF GOD WEBSITE Primary site http://webspace.webring.com/people/eg/george_hammond Mirror site http://proof-of-god.freewebsitehosting.com HAMMOND FOLK SONG by Casey Bennetto http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3 =======================================
From: George Hammond on 9 Nov 2009 18:54
On Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:57:53 -0700, Bob Casanova <nospam(a)buzz.off> wrote: >On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 09:49:49 -0500, the following appeared in >sci.skeptic, posted by "Otto Bahn" <ei(a)eio.com>: > >>"Nicko" <nervous.nick(a)gmail.com> wrote > >>> WASHINGTON D.C. >>> I braked at the stoplight and a sedan skidded to a halt >>> on my right. > >><You never told us that you had telekinetic powers. That is just, >><like, sooo cool! > >I think he's going for a Bulwer-Lytton award: > >http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ > >It would have been easier if he'd managed to combine his >screed into one sentence, like this one: > >"It came to him in a cocaine rush as he took the Langley >exit that if Aldrich had told Filipov about Hancock only >Tulfengian could have known that the photograph which Wagner >had shown to Maximov on the jolting S-bahn was not the >photograph of Kessler that Bradford had found at the dark, >sinister house in the Schillerstrasse the day that Straub >told Percival that the man on the bridge had not been >Aksakov but Paustovsky, which meant that is was not Kleist >but Kruger that Cherensky had met in the bleak, wintry >Grunewald and that, therefore, only Frau Epp could have >known that Muller had followed Droysen to the steamy, >aromatic cafe in the Beethovenstrasse where he told Buerger >that Todorov had known since the Liebermann affair that >McIntyre had not met Stoltz at the Goerlitzer Bahnhof but >instead had met Sommer at the cavernous Anhalter Bahnhof." >(Winner, Spy Fiction category, 1984) > > > [Hammond] There are more interesting answer-bot programs littering the Internet. That one apparently uses a German dictionary. Simple minded dimwit! ======================================== GEORGE HAMMOND'S PROOF OF GOD WEBSITE Primary site http://webspace.webring.com/people/eg/george_hammond Mirror site http://proof-of-god.freewebsitehosting.com HAMMOND FOLK SONG by Casey Bennetto http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3 ======================================= |