From: Shrikeback on
On Nov 27, 8:02 am, John Jones <jonescard...(a)btinternet.com> wrote:
> Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
> evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
> gravity is disappearing.
>
> Next to disappear will be atoms and particles. Unless they continually
> make their presence known through time, which they cannot do if they
> never change, then they too will disappear. Proof: That is the reason
> for the existence of a probabilistic quantum world, because particles
> are already unexpectedly vanishing.
>
> Next to disappear will be space. If all particles are gone, and nothing
> changes in space, then because space itself is unchanging, and because
> Time only registers what is changing, then space will vanish. Proof:
> When there was nothing changing in the universe (before the Big Bang)
> then there was also no space.
>
> Next to disappear will be Time. With nothing left in the universe except
> Time, then the start and end of Time will be indistinguishable. Both
> will vanish into the other.
>
> Next to disappear will be nothing. When there is nothing at all, then
> all we have left is grammar. Proof: we find ourselves sitting down in
> front of the computer reading this, just as we were meant to from the
> beginning, Alpha and Omega. Amen.

I disagree. Grammar be the first thing to go.
From: Jimbo on
On Nov 28, 1:08 pm, duke <duckgumb...(a)cox.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:02:56 +0000, John Jones <jonescard...(a)btinternet.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> >accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
> >evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
> >gravity is disappearing.
>
> Gravity is a function of distance between objects.  It's not disappearing, but
> the attraction is getting weaker.  And the very point you make precludes the big
> crunch, means our universe is the one and only creation by God.
>

Poor idiotic duke, doesn't even recognize satire when it slaps him in
his face.
From: duke on
On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:08:12 -0800 (PST), Jimbo <ckdbigtoe(a)gmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 28, 1:08�pm, duke <duckgumb...(a)cox.net> wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:02:56 +0000, John Jones <jonescard...(a)btinternet.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
>> >accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
>> >evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
>> >gravity is disappearing.
>>
>> Gravity is a function of distance between objects. �It's not disappearing, but
>> the attraction is getting weaker. �And the very point you make precludes the big
>> crunch, means our universe is the one and only creation by God.

>Poor idiotic duke, doesn't even recognize satire when it slaps him in
>his face.

But, I got the response right. And you didn't even have a clue.

The Dukester, American-American
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From: Errol on
On Nov 27, 6:02 pm, John Jones <jonescard...(a)btinternet.com> wrote:
> Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
> evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
> gravity is disappearing.
>

I think you're right. I did a bungee jump on the weekend and flapped
my arms real hard.
I was amazed to find myself floating 500 feet above a river. I was
about to detach myself from the harness and fly back to the bridge
when gravity kicked in again with an audible sigh before I plummeted
down again.

> Next to disappear will be atoms and particles. Unless they continually
> make their presence known through time, which they cannot do if they
> never change, then they too will disappear. Proof: That is the reason
> for the existence of a probabilistic quantum world, because particles
> are already unexpectedly vanishing.
>

I know! you're right again. Do you also find that the particles about
to disappear seem to gravitate towards the few remaining hairs in your
rapidly growing baldspot?

> Next to disappear will be space. If all particles are gone, and nothing
> changes in space, then because space itself is unchanging, and because
> Time only registers what is changing, then space will vanish. Proof:
> When there was nothing changing in the universe (before the Big Bang)
> then there was also no space.
>

I'm not sure if space ever actually existed. I think it was invented
by the International League of conspiring evil psychiatrists ILCEP)
and financially backed up by the big pharmaceuticals. The members of
ILCEP ruled for 20 years with an iron fist but were unhappy that their
acronym was meaningless so they reformed as Psychiatrists Against
Really Autistic Nuts On Ironic Drugs (PARANOID) They ruled for 5 years
with a wooden foot and finally with a piece of string (apologies to
Spike Milligan)

> Next to disappear will be Time. With nothing left in the universe except
> Time, then the start and end of Time will be indistinguishable. Both
> will vanish into the other.
>

have to disagree on this. My Titanium diving watch is virtually
indestructible (up to 200 metres)

> Next to disappear will be nothing. When there is nothing at all, then
> all we have left is grammar. Proof: we find ourselves sitting down in
> front of the computer reading this, just as we were meant to from the
> beginning, Alpha and Omega. Amen.

its'''' trew det gram..ar dis(a)pee,,RING

From: Jimbo on
On Nov 29, 6:35 pm, duke <duckgumb...(a)cox.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:08:12 -0800 (PST), Jimbo <ckdbig...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Nov 28, 1:08 pm, duke <duckgumb...(a)cox.net> wrote:
> >> On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:02:56 +0000, John Jones <jonescard...(a)btinternet.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> >> >accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
> >> >evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
> >> >gravity is disappearing.
>
> >> Gravity is a function of distance between objects.  It's not disappearing, but
> >> the attraction is getting weaker.  And the very point you make precludes the big
> >> crunch, means our universe is the one and only creation by God.
> >Poor idiotic duke, doesn't even recognize satire when it slaps him in
> >his face.
>
> But, I got the response right.  

But you lost the quiz.