From: Jeffrey Goldberg on
Nick Naym wrote:

> PS: What's the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist?

It's whether the water you get submerged in turns swirls clockwise or
counter-clockwise.


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From: Nick Naym on
In article 827oulFhh3U1(a)mid.individual.net, Jeffrey Goldberg at
nobody(a)goldmark.org wrote on 4/9/10 12:32 AM:

> Nick Naym wrote:
>
>> PS: What's the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist?
>
> It's whether the water you get submerged in turns swirls clockwise or
> counter-clockwise.
>
>
> Jeffrey (always ready to answer your tricky theological questions) Goldberg
>


ROTF!

I like your scientific explanation. But I have the theologic answer in mind.

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From: Mike Rosenberg on
John <jwolf6589(a)NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:

> In article <C7E3D19F.58544%nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid>,
> Nick Naym <nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
> > So, I guess masturbation is out of the question, huh?
>
> Not for the redeemed. But for you, you dont know the difference between
> sin and holiness.

I strongly doubt that Jesus would approves of your comments, John. I
also strongly suspect that Jesus masturbated. Do you have any passages
from that New Testament book that indicate I'm wrong?

By the way, also strongly doubt that Jesus and/or God will let you into
Heaven simply because you proclaim Jesus as your Lord and forbid your
entrance if you don't. There's no way those guys will take in murderers,
rapists, and used car salesmen who "accept" Jesus while banning people
who lead examplery lives while following other religions or none at all.
Don't tell me that Gandhi didn't go to heaven while heinous criminals
did.

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From: Jolly Roger on
In article <1jgoajk.1geu8vy54bd4oN%mikePOST(a)TOGROUPmacconsult.com>,
mikePOST(a)TOGROUPmacconsult.com (Mike Rosenberg) wrote:

> John <jwolf6589(a)NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>
> > In article <C7E3D19F.58544%nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid>,
> > Nick Naym <nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > So, I guess masturbation is out of the question, huh?
> >
> > Not for the redeemed. But for you, you dont know the difference between
> > sin and holiness.
>
> I strongly doubt that Jesus would approves of your comments, John. I
> also strongly suspect that Jesus masturbated. Do you have any passages
> from that New Testament book that indicate I'm wrong?
>
> By the way, also strongly doubt that Jesus and/or God will let you into
> Heaven simply because you proclaim Jesus as your Lord and forbid your
> entrance if you don't. There's no way those guys will take in murderers,
> rapists, and used car salesmen who "accept" Jesus while banning people
> who lead examplery lives while following other religions or none at all.
> Don't tell me that Gandhi didn't go to heaven while heinous criminals
> did.

You can't argue sense into a fundamentalist, Mike. ; )

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From: Mike Rosenberg on
Jolly Roger <jollyroger(a)pobox.com> wrote:

> You can't argue sense into a fundamentalist, Mike. ; )

John and I go way back. I just like reminding him of the concept of
cause and effect. He makes off topic posts, people respond. If he
doesn't like the responses, he can stop posting.

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