From: Jeffrey Goldberg on 9 Apr 2010 00:32 Nick Naym wrote: > PS: What's the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist? It's whether the water you get submerged in turns swirls clockwise or counter-clockwise. Jeffrey (always ready to answer your tricky theological questions) Goldberg -- Jeffrey Goldberg http://goldmark.org/jeff/ I rarely read HTML or poorly quoting posts Reply-To address is valid
From: Nick Naym on 9 Apr 2010 00:56 In article 827oulFhh3U1(a)mid.individual.net, Jeffrey Goldberg at nobody(a)goldmark.org wrote on 4/9/10 12:32 AM: > Nick Naym wrote: > >> PS: What's the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist? > > It's whether the water you get submerged in turns swirls clockwise or > counter-clockwise. > > > Jeffrey (always ready to answer your tricky theological questions) Goldberg > ROTF! I like your scientific explanation. But I have the theologic answer in mind. -- iMac (27", 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB RAM, 1 TB HDD) � OS X (10.6.3)
From: Mike Rosenberg on 9 Apr 2010 08:41 John <jwolf6589(a)NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote: > In article <C7E3D19F.58544%nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid>, > Nick Naym <nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid> wrote: > > > So, I guess masturbation is out of the question, huh? > > Not for the redeemed. But for you, you dont know the difference between > sin and holiness. I strongly doubt that Jesus would approves of your comments, John. I also strongly suspect that Jesus masturbated. Do you have any passages from that New Testament book that indicate I'm wrong? By the way, also strongly doubt that Jesus and/or God will let you into Heaven simply because you proclaim Jesus as your Lord and forbid your entrance if you don't. There's no way those guys will take in murderers, rapists, and used car salesmen who "accept" Jesus while banning people who lead examplery lives while following other religions or none at all. Don't tell me that Gandhi didn't go to heaven while heinous criminals did. -- My latest dance performance <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_9pudbFisE> Mac and geek T-shirts & gifts <http://designsbymike.net/shop/mac.cgi> Prius shirts/bumper stickers <http://designsbymike.net/shop/prius.cgi>
From: Jolly Roger on 9 Apr 2010 08:44 In article <1jgoajk.1geu8vy54bd4oN%mikePOST(a)TOGROUPmacconsult.com>, mikePOST(a)TOGROUPmacconsult.com (Mike Rosenberg) wrote: > John <jwolf6589(a)NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote: > > > In article <C7E3D19F.58544%nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid>, > > Nick Naym <nicknaym@_remove_this_gmail.com.invalid> wrote: > > > > > So, I guess masturbation is out of the question, huh? > > > > Not for the redeemed. But for you, you dont know the difference between > > sin and holiness. > > I strongly doubt that Jesus would approves of your comments, John. I > also strongly suspect that Jesus masturbated. Do you have any passages > from that New Testament book that indicate I'm wrong? > > By the way, also strongly doubt that Jesus and/or God will let you into > Heaven simply because you proclaim Jesus as your Lord and forbid your > entrance if you don't. There's no way those guys will take in murderers, > rapists, and used car salesmen who "accept" Jesus while banning people > who lead examplery lives while following other religions or none at all. > Don't tell me that Gandhi didn't go to heaven while heinous criminals > did. You can't argue sense into a fundamentalist, Mike. ; ) -- Send responses to the relevant news group rather than email to me. E-mail sent to this address may be devoured by my very hungry SPAM filter. Due to Google's refusal to prevent spammers from posting messages through their servers, I often ignore posts from Google Groups. Use a real news client if you want me to see your posts. JR
From: Mike Rosenberg on 9 Apr 2010 09:06
Jolly Roger <jollyroger(a)pobox.com> wrote: > You can't argue sense into a fundamentalist, Mike. ; ) John and I go way back. I just like reminding him of the concept of cause and effect. He makes off topic posts, people respond. If he doesn't like the responses, he can stop posting. -- My latest dance performance <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_9pudbFisE> Mac and geek T-shirts & gifts <http://designsbymike.net/shop/mac.cgi> Prius shirts/bumper stickers <http://designsbymike.net/shop/prius.cgi> |