From: Pieyed Piper on
On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:45:36 -0800, D from BC <myrealaddress(a)comic.com>
wrote:

>I have invented a new word: Fugus
>
>Somehow the 'n' went missing for my post
>
>But what could Fugus be?
>
>Fugus: The ring on a table from a coffee cup.
>Fugus: The somewhat chewed area on the inside cheek.
>Fugus: When all prevention causes the problem.
>Fugus: Foam produced in the toilet after urinating.

The funk in your brain after smoking some really good cannabis.
From: amdx on

"krw" <krw(a)att.bizzzzzzzzzzz> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:23:23 -0800, D from BC
> <myrealaddress(a)comic.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:55:19 -0600, krw <krw(a)att.bizzzzzzzzzzz> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:36:20 -0800, D from BC
>>><myrealaddress(a)comic.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:17:34 -0600, krw <krw(a)att.bizzzzzzzzzzz> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>The theory I've heard was that man was the best (long distance) runner
>>>>>in the jungle and could run any other to death. If so, it would also
>>>>>be difficult to eat with an ingrown nail.
>>>>
>>>>Maybe caveman used long toenails for running traction??.
>>>>Say in sand, mud or soft earth.
>>>
>>>Not possible. They're too fragile.
>>>
>>>>Perhaps as an experiment, I'll let my toenails grow about 1" and go
>>>>running on the beach to see if it's easier.. :P
>>>
>>>They'll likely ingrow so you won't be running anywhere.
>>
>>These don't look ingrown. May not be real though..
>>http://media.photobucket.com/image/toe%20nails/turquid/toenails.jpg
>
> May not be, but they're not broken either.
>
>>>Nails are simply biological leftovers that are no longer useful, much
>>>like body hair.
>>
>>Primates have human-like finger nails.
>>http://yourfingernails.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/five-differences-between-the-primate-hand-and-the-human-hand/
>>
>>I get the impression that toe nails have been an annoyance for people
>>for roughly 500 000 years.
>>Clipping..sanding..clipping..sanding..clipping..
>
> Guess why people clip them?
I'll bite? :-)


From: Jim Yanik on
D from BC <myrealaddress(a)comic.com> wrote in
news:ffn7j5d74fkasf05593g5ld65tb6ljt90f(a)4ax.com:

> I have invented a new word: Fugus
>
> Somehow the 'n' went missing for my post
>
> But what could Fugus be?
>
> Fugus: The ring on a table from a coffee cup.
> Fugus: The somewhat chewed area on the inside cheek.
> Fugus: When all prevention causes the problem.
> Fugus: Foam produced in the toilet after urinating.
>
>

fugu is the Japanese term for puffer fish,a potentially toxic meal they
like to consume. (tetrodotoxin)

It might solve his gross,yucky toenail problem,permanently. :-(

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
localnet
dot com
From: Michael A. Terrell on

Spehro Pefhany wrote:
>
> Jim Yanik wrote:
> >
> >won't work on the guy with the mutant toenails. his are 0.25" thick!
>
> Sawzall? Angle grinder?


Thermite?


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From: Tim Williams on
"krw" <krw(a)att.bizzzzzzzzzzz> wrote in message
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> Tim, you're talking to AlwaysWrong. You can easily tell DimBulb's
> mommy's undies, but you're never going to tell them anything.

Don't worry, this part of the thread is fully within my troll filter. If
it's not on yours, that's your problem. ;-)

Tim

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