From: Tom Harrington on
In article
<72d09683-d1d4-44d1-9ba7-703c01704e77(a)g11g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>,
SpaceMarine <spacemarine(a)mailinator.com> wrote:

> On Mar 17, 11:57�am, Davoud <s...(a)sky.net> wrote:
> > SpaceMarine wrote:
> > > how do you think Apple will solution security?
> >
> > Now that's funny. Definitely dumb enough to get you a job at CNN, which
> > is "efforting" to get additional details.
>
> why be a prick about it, troll? oh yeah, cuz youre one of those dolts
> who can only scream "Log off!" yeah. thanks for playing.
>
> btw i never said "efforting", nor would i, but i work in a fortune 100
> tech firm and we use "solution" in that manner all the time.

Every time you use the word "solution" as a verb, god kills a kitten.

--
Tom "Tom" Harrington
Independent Mac OS X developer since 2002
http://www.atomicbird.com/
From: Davoud on
Space Marine:
> > > btw i never said "efforting", nor would i, but i work in a fortune 100
> > > tech firm and we use "solution" in that manner all the time.

Davoud:
> > Try using "solve." People will be slower to pick up on your illiteracy.

Warren Oates:
> I like "gifted" as in "he gifted me with a small amount of extremely
> powerful weed." These things are invented by the lower middle classes to
> make themselves feel better educated. Going forward, 365/24/7, we need
> to actualize some broad-based methods of empowerment.

The more pretentious the language, the smaller the person. I could cite
lots of examples, but the late W.F. Buckley comes to mind first. A guy
who had been to lots of good schools and who could quote the great and
the not-so-great thinkers, but who seems never to have had an original
thought in his life.

> Or mothers of invention, I guess.

I wonder what you will invent after being gifted with extremely
powerful weed :)

Davoud

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From: Fred Moore on
In article <michelle-D23570.11550917032010(a)nothing.attdns.com>,
Michelle Steiner <michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote:

> In article <170320101420140146%star(a)sky.net>, Davoud <star(a)sky.net> wrote:
>
> > Try using "solve." People will be slower to pick up on your illiteracy.
>
> It's not illiteracy, it's pomposity.

Or pseudo-organo-jargonosity.

Comes from those extra credit presentation and report writing courses
the Fascist 500 send their hi-pots (high potential employees) to.
They're instructed to always use 'action' words. If you don't know how
to use a dictionary or thesaurus properly, just claim you can turn a
noun into a verb while you're turning the water into wine, or excrement
into rose petals, at the Board meeting. Reminds me of Dilbert's boss.