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From: Wes Groleau on 1 Apr 2010 17:33 On 03-31-2010 22:46, nospam wrote: > In article<4bb3f790$0$10949$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com>, JF Mezei > <jfmezei.spamnot(a)vaxination.ca> wrote: > >> What is REALLY missing is a hot plate on the LCD. This way, you could >> keep coffee pots warm on the conference table by placing them on an >> iPAd. :-) > > actually, there's an app for that. it cranks the cpu and gets the > iphone very warm while displaying a glowing heating element. Who wants _warm_ coffee? Certainly not McDonald's. Oops, forget I said that. Don't feed me! -- Wes Troll, Oh!
From: Wes Groleau on 1 Apr 2010 17:37 On 04-01-2010 10:49, -hh wrote: > proposal with terms. Please note that whining without offering any > tangible alternatives is subject to immediate public humiliation :-) You're threatening trolls with public humiliation? "Please, b'rer fox, don't throw me in that briar patch" -- Wes Groleau Heroes, Heritage, and History http://UniGen.us/PGV
From: -hh on 1 Apr 2010 17:57 Wes Groleau <Groleau+n...(a)FreeShell.org> wrote: > On 04-01-2010 10:49, -hh wrote: > > > proposal with terms. Please note that whining without offering any > > tangible alternatives is subject to immediate public humiliation :-) > > You're threatening trolls with public humiliation? > > "Please, b'rer fox, don't throw me in that briar patch" The funny part is that calling their bluff works. Every single time. Afterall, other than what I proposed (and I still have not takers on my offer), you can see a total absence of anyone even *daring* to make their own firm prediction(s). You can [insert here whatever description of scathing contempt that you want] on our resident Trolls, and the bottom line remains the same: we've all seen cockroaches in the bathroom at 3AM who have exhibited more bravery than any of these "boys". -hh
From: JF Mezei on 1 Apr 2010 23:03 Wes Groleau wrote: >> Not sure about compatibility with fleshlight though. Form factor would > > Several apps already exist that set all pixels to max brightness. > That should make the iPad a pretty good floodlight. Wonder how > long the battery will last in that state.... Ask Mr Google what a fleshlight is. Hint: it doesn't produce light. And once you find out what it is, you'll understand why integrating a fleshlight into an iPaD would be rather hard.
From: nospam on 1 Apr 2010 23:13
In article <4bb55e92$0$7842$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com>, JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot(a)vaxination.ca> wrote: > >> Not sure about compatibility with fleshlight though. Form factor would > > > > Several apps already exist that set all pixels to max brightness. > > That should make the iPad a pretty good floodlight. Wonder how > > long the battery will last in that state.... > > Ask Mr Google what a fleshlight is. Hint: it doesn't produce light. And > once you find out what it is, you'll understand why integrating a > fleshlight into an iPaD would be rather hard. was that pun intentional? :) |