From: Wes Groleau on
On 03-31-2010 22:46, nospam wrote:
> In article<4bb3f790$0$10949$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com>, JF Mezei
> <jfmezei.spamnot(a)vaxination.ca> wrote:
>
>> What is REALLY missing is a hot plate on the LCD. This way, you could
>> keep coffee pots warm on the conference table by placing them on an
>> iPAd. :-)
>
> actually, there's an app for that. it cranks the cpu and gets the
> iphone very warm while displaying a glowing heating element.

Who wants _warm_ coffee? Certainly not McDonald's.
Oops, forget I said that. Don't feed me!

--
Wes Troll, Oh!
From: Wes Groleau on
On 04-01-2010 10:49, -hh wrote:
> proposal with terms. Please note that whining without offering any
> tangible alternatives is subject to immediate public humiliation :-)

You're threatening trolls with public humiliation?

"Please, b'rer fox, don't throw me in that briar patch"

--
Wes Groleau

Heroes, Heritage, and History
http://UniGen.us/PGV
From: -hh on
Wes Groleau <Groleau+n...(a)FreeShell.org> wrote:
> On 04-01-2010 10:49, -hh wrote:
>
> > proposal with terms.  Please note that whining without offering any
> > tangible alternatives is subject to immediate public humiliation :-)
>
> You're threatening trolls with public humiliation?
>
> "Please, b'rer fox, don't throw me in that briar patch"


The funny part is that calling their bluff works. Every single
time.


Afterall, other than what I proposed (and I still have not takers on
my offer), you can see a total absence of anyone even *daring* to
make their own firm prediction(s).

You can [insert here whatever description of scathing contempt that
you want] on our resident Trolls, and the bottom line remains the
same: we've all seen cockroaches in the bathroom at 3AM who have
exhibited more bravery than any of these "boys".


-hh
From: JF Mezei on
Wes Groleau wrote:

>> Not sure about compatibility with fleshlight though. Form factor would
>
> Several apps already exist that set all pixels to max brightness.
> That should make the iPad a pretty good floodlight. Wonder how
> long the battery will last in that state....

Ask Mr Google what a fleshlight is. Hint: it doesn't produce light. And
once you find out what it is, you'll understand why integrating a
fleshlight into an iPaD would be rather hard.
From: nospam on
In article <4bb55e92$0$7842$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com>, JF Mezei
<jfmezei.spamnot(a)vaxination.ca> wrote:

> >> Not sure about compatibility with fleshlight though. Form factor would
> >
> > Several apps already exist that set all pixels to max brightness.
> > That should make the iPad a pretty good floodlight. Wonder how
> > long the battery will last in that state....
>
> Ask Mr Google what a fleshlight is. Hint: it doesn't produce light. And
> once you find out what it is, you'll understand why integrating a
> fleshlight into an iPaD would be rather hard.

was that pun intentional? :)
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