From: Mark Ingle on
Steve Firth <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote:
>
> I take an alternative approach. I buy secondhand Phasers. The problems
> they suffer from are actually minor if you know how to fix them.
>
> Blocked print nozzles (after all they are just an ink-jet even if the
> ink is solid when cold). This can usually be fixed by using a nozzle
> cleaning routine. The built-in routine is useless and there are
> Postscript code snippets available on the web that are better. If it
> can't be fixed then you need a new printhead. This is an easy job to do.
>

That's interesting, I didn't realise the built in cleaning routine was
useless; and I didn't realise replacement printheads were affordable.
Having said that, it doesn't help with the dodgy screens since the
'spare' would have the same problem.
From: Steve Firth on
Sara Merriman <saramerriman(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
[snip]

> What a nice man, I've heard many good things about him. In fact a friend
> of mine flew out to Nigeria to hand over the deposit in person. We were
> all getting worried when he'd been gone for over a month, but (phew!)
> now his wife tells me that Mr Ogudo has emailed to explain that they've
> lost his return ticket home and that if she will kindly send the money
> for a replacement plus the costs of his 5-star hotel he will soon be
> back in the bosom of his family. What a relief! I can't wait to see the
> pictures.

I haven't had any pictures of your friend, but I have been sent photos
of the computers that Mr Ogodu can get for me at a terrific discount.

http://www.419eater.com/images/akinkwu21.jpg
From: Sara Merriman on
In article <1jc12m4.1fh83kgelsvpN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk>,
%steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) wrote:

> Sara Merriman <saramerriman(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> [snip]
>
> > What a nice man, I've heard many good things about him. In fact a friend
> > of mine flew out to Nigeria to hand over the deposit in person. We were
> > all getting worried when he'd been gone for over a month, but (phew!)
> > now his wife tells me that Mr Ogudo has emailed to explain that they've
> > lost his return ticket home and that if she will kindly send the money
> > for a replacement plus the costs of his 5-star hotel he will soon be
> > back in the bosom of his family. What a relief! I can't wait to see the
> > pictures.
>
> I haven't had any pictures of your friend, but I have been sent photos
> of the computers that Mr Ogodu can get for me at a terrific discount.
>
> http://www.419eater.com/images/akinkwu21.jpg

Now that does look like a bargain at any price.

Sadly, my friend has been arrested at the airport but the lovely Mr
Ogudo can obtain his release if we send enough money to bribe the
officials. Phew.

Mrs friend has remortgaged the house[1] and is transferring the money
this weekend. Thank heavens there is someone out there looking out for
our interests!

1. I know - this is the most unbelieveable part.

--
Sara

Cuddler of rats, cats and husband
From: Justin C on
In article <1jc12m4.1fh83kgelsvpN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk>, Steve Firth wrote:
>
> I haven't had any pictures of your friend, but I have been sent photos
> of the computers that Mr Ogodu can get for me at a terrific discount.
>
> http://www.419eater.com/images/akinkwu21.jpg

I love that site. I wish I had the balls to have ago.

Justin.

--
Justin C, by the sea.
From: Steve Firth on
Justin C <justin.1001(a)purestblue.com> wrote:

> I love that site. I wish I had the balls to have ago.

I heard some years ago of a nasty reverse 419 where the scammer was
persuaded to travel to Saudi Arabia to collect "his" money. When he got
there he was handed over to the authorities.