From: Aratzio on
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:26:32 +0000, in the land of news.groups, Larry
<noone(a)home.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:gnqtp5lfoh9jp9tiv3pf9p9cp4udgppkbp(a)4ax.com:
>
>> Mine's bigger than both of yours.
>>
>
>Wow! Yours must be HUGE!

Bigger then an Apple!
From: Jon Ribbens on
On 2010-03-16, David <postings(a)REMOVE-TO-REPLYconfidential-counselling.com> wrote:
> Anyway, I hope you do get that group up and going - I for one am going
> to buy one and will enjoy reading and posting in the iPad newsgroup

Just to let you know, and as a data point regarding naming, the
United Kingdom news hierarchy has just created uk.comp.mobile:
"Mobile computing - devices, software & applications".
From: Jolly Roger on
In article <6hutp5dc20amfmcrkls142q5v3ael28ebb(a)isp5.newshosting.com>,
-= Hawk =- <Hawk(a)SPAMcfl.SUCKSrr.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:25:50 -0500, Jolly Roger <jollyroger(a)pobox.com>
> scribbled:
>
> >In article <Xns9D3CDC9162513noonehomecom(a)74.209.131.13>,
> > Larry <noone(a)home.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Jolly Roger <jollyroger(a)pobox.com> wrote in news:jollyroger-
> >> 4765EF.15091415032010(a)news.individual.net:
> >>
> >> > By and large, the people I know that use iPhones care
> >> > mostly about being to get things done without much effort. Sales
> >> > figures don't play into it.
> >>
> >> Then why do fanboiz
> >
> >I'm not talking about fanboiz. I'm talking about actual owners of
> >iPhones.
> >
> >Try to follow the conversation. I know it must be hard for you.
>
> You sure are pounding the iPhone defense drum quite hard there, Fanboi.

*YAWN* Bye now.

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From: George Kerby on



On 3/15/10 9:25 PM, in article
jollyroger-55F809.21255015032010(a)news.individual.net, "Jolly Roger"
<jollyroger(a)pobox.com> wrote:

> In article <Xns9D3CDC9162513noonehomecom(a)74.209.131.13>,
> Larry <noone(a)home.com> wrote:
>
>> Jolly Roger <jollyroger(a)pobox.com> wrote in news:jollyroger-
>> 4765EF.15091415032010(a)news.individual.net:
>>
>>> By and large, the people I know that use iPhones care
>>> mostly about being to get things done without much effort. Sales
>>> figures don't play into it.
>>
>> Then why do fanboiz
>
> I'm not talking about fanboiz. I'm talking about actual owners of
> iPhones.
>
> Try to follow the conversation. I know it must be hard for you.

He has a severe shortage of neurons to rub together...

From: Larry on
George Kerby <ghost_topper(a)hotmail.com> wrote in news:C7C4FEFE.40DB3%
ghost_topper(a)hotmail.com:

> " Input and output
> Dock connector port
> ***3.5-mm stereo headphone jack***
> Built-in speaker
> Microphone
> Micro SIM card tray (Wi-Fi + 3G model only)"
>
>
>

Netbooks:

Windows XP/VISTA/7, Linux (any version, I like Ubuntu) at USER
discretion. Load/run OS of your choice. Dual boot with bootloader.
MILLIONS of software titles, Millions are FREE. Run software from
ANYWHERE, not just one "store" fleecing you. The finest hacker-
supported code on the planet.

Input/Output

Three high speed USB 2.0+ serial ports supporting all devices
One SDHC memory card slot, (any size made) other cards with adapters.
One video output analog port (dual screen capable with internal LCD
display)
Built in STEREO speakers or support for any external speaker/amps
including USB audio devices. A2DP Bluetooth support for cars/headsets.
Built-in microphone. USB audio input/output fully supported.
Built-in CAMERA, 1.3 megapixels for stills or full motion color video
supports any VoIP, including Skype, video.
Microphone jack software configurable to second earphone jack
Earphone jack with built-in microphone circuit for gaming/VoIP headsets
USB supports ANY carrier's aircard on ANY 2G/3G/4G system including
WiMax....your choice, not shitty ATT 3G covering 5% of country.
Dual antenna 20mw wifi connects to ANY wifi band
Full Bluetooth implementation with ALL the protocols, not just
headsets/stereo. BT or Wifi configures for personal LANs, file
transfers, any files can be swapped without wires.
Full function 10/100Mhz Ethernet LAN port, also configurable for
personal LAN to another computer. Faster file swapping than wireless.
USB interconnects, like Tornado, support very fast, PnP, computer-to-
computer transfers.

User changeable battery. 6-cell about $40, 9-cell (15 hours) about $55
No need to return for service and do without for 2 weeks. 12VDC or 80-
270VAC power supplies with airplane charging for worldwide use.
Replacement power supplies are $10.

Full featured, user configurable and totally changeable operating system
with 2GB RAM and unlimited on or off system storage via 160GB internal
hard drive, removeable SDHC memory cards, Ethernet LAN storage
solutions, internet storage solutions, USB storage solutions, unhobbled
by company-forced archaic "sync" software Box Office interface.

Full HID capability with USB or Bluetooth HID devices...external
keyboards, mice, keypads, game consoles, Wii remotes, tablet drawing
interfaces. Internal full-featured keyboard allows typing long
documents with ease, anywhere. Non-reflective, non-glare screen allows
viewing in full sunlight on any park bench...smart models only. Third
party overlayed touchscreens with multitouch gesturing install without
soldering for under $100.

Full featured printing to any printer made whether via USB, Bluetooth or
Ethernet on both personal LAN or external LAN systems. 30 meter range
to any wifi printer allows printing from way out by the pool! Network
printing via internet fully supported.

Thousands of accessories from across the planet for standardized I/O.
MaxiPad has Camera ONLY card reader, dock w/keyboard that's NOT
portable. Unknown, yet, what dock USB port will support but you can BET
it's not OFFLOADING media/software/data.

Half the price of MaxiPad with nothing.

Which one of us is the "fuckin' retard"? Newton was a better computer
than Maxipad!

--
"MaxiPad IS to computing what Etch-A-Sketch is to art!"

Larry