From: Dave Balderstone on
In article <1hpqc5j.1c9g54y1kxtleoN%soorod(a)bellnotnorth.invalid>, Sue
Rodgers <soorod(a)bellnotnorth.invalid> wrote:

> Dave Balderstone <dave(a)N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote:
>
> > > What a pity.
> >
> > isn't it just, toothpick....
>
> You KNOW you really aren't helping matters, don't you? You've become
> iconic to her, the all-that-is-bad-and-evil-in-Usenet totem, if you
> will. Everything negative that's said about her in a newsgroup is
> somehow, in her mind, your fault, and you're doing all you can to feed
> that. Which, of course, is your prerogative...

So few stalkers, so little time...
From: Paul Sture on
In article
<doraymeRidThis-F368C0.10363803122006(a)news-vip.optusnet.com.au>,
dorayme <doraymeRidThis(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote:

> You remind everyone how you begin these unpleasant episodes with
> your impudence. Now you add repeated layers of insincerity.

That could be a line out of Pride and Prejudice.

<g,d&r>

--
Paul Sture
From: dorayme on
In article
<paul.sture.nospam-13449A.03115703122006(a)mac.sture.homeip.net>,
Paul Sture <paul.sture.nospam(a)hispeed.ch> wrote:

> In article
> <doraymeRidThis-F368C0.10363803122006(a)news-vip.optusnet.com.au>,
> dorayme <doraymeRidThis(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
> > You remind everyone how you begin these unpleasant episodes with
> > your impudence. Now you add repeated layers of insincerity.
>
> That could be a line out of Pride and Prejudice.
>
> <g,d&r>

And when they fell in love at the end, Elizabeth spiritedly
chided Darcy not to so remind her of her former words... My god,
that was just so romantic! And no wonder, when Darcy asked her if
her true feelings were the same as before (in which case he would
be silent forever on these matters*), she quivered to say how
differently were her feelings now.[1]

In particular, note also, and I am running a fine line here after
a previous promise, how Darcy remarked that nothing Elizabeth had
previously said had he not thoroughly deserved!

[1] Does anyone not understand how bold this was? He was staking
everything.

--
dorayme
From: Dave Balderstone on
In article
<paul.sture.nospam-13449A.03115703122006(a)mac.sture.homeip.net>, Paul
Sture <paul.sture.nospam(a)hispeed.ch> wrote:

> In article
> <doraymeRidThis-F368C0.10363803122006(a)news-vip.optusnet.com.au>,
> dorayme <doraymeRidThis(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
> > You remind everyone how you begin these unpleasant episodes with
> > your impudence. Now you add repeated layers of insincerity.
>
> That could be a line out of Pride and Prejudice.


She sees herself in P&P. Do you NOT see that?

Oh, dear...
From: dorayme on
In article
<021220062321200627%dave(a)N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca>,
Dave Balderstone <dave(a)N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote:

> In article
> <paul.sture.nospam-13449A.03115703122006(a)mac.sture.homeip.net>, Paul
> Sture <paul.sture.nospam(a)hispeed.ch> wrote:
>
> > In article
> > <doraymeRidThis-F368C0.10363803122006(a)news-vip.optusnet.com.au>,
> > dorayme <doraymeRidThis(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> >
> > > You remind everyone how you begin these unpleasant episodes with
> > > your impudence. Now you add repeated layers of insincerity.
> >
> > That could be a line out of Pride and Prejudice.
>
>
> She sees herself in P&P. Do you NOT see that?
>
> Oh, dear...

Yes, "Oh, dear..." is just about right. You imagine all the wrong
and crudest of things.

Talk about fantasy!

I mean, look at your crude boast a while back about the size of
your member. That is fantasizing.

I think it is time for me to give you a little parable:

Dave had been hobbying for years with a circular saw. He'd learnt
over the years to be extremely careful around the machinery, but
one day while doing some fine detailed work, he leaned too close
to the circular saw and cut off his member.

He didn't panic - he just picked the severed member up, wrapped
it in a tissue and drove to the hospital.

Shortly after arrival, the surgeon visited Dave and his wife in
the ward. 'The good news', he said, 'is that we can reattach your
part with microsurgery. I'm confident that after the operation,
it will be able to perform its primary function - pissing on
people - as well as ever.

'The bad news is that there's been some nerve damage, and simple
surgery won't be sufficient to restore its - how shall I put it?
- its manly function. Don't worry: there's a procedure we can
perform - insertion of a prosthesis - that will overcome this
problem.

'However, even though the basic reattachment is covered by
Medicare, the prosthesis insertion is regarded as elective
surgery, and since you don't have health insurance, you'd have to
pay yourself. The cost would be about $9000.'

'Well, we've built up a little nest egg over the years that would
cover it', said Dave. 'But my wife and I will need to discuss it.'

'No problem', said the surgeon. 'I'll leave you alone for ten
minutes, and then you can tell me what you'd like to do.'

Ten minutes later, the surgeon returned. 'So what have you
decided?', he asked.

'We're getting a new kitchen.'

--
dorayme