Jihad needs scientists
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From: martin griffith on 29 Sep 2006 18:28 On 29 Sep 2006 09:06:40 -0700, in sci.electronics.design science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com wrote: >Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. > >Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address >science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information >reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work >experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to >identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a >birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should >also be provided, together with a working email address. Further >instructions will follow. Hey, nice spoof, any suggestions on fantasious nick names? martin
From: Jim Thompson on 29 Sep 2006 18:36 On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:18:43 GMT, "Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel(a)ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote: > ><science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1159546000.821580.253400(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... >> Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >> chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >> Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >> travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. >> >> Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address >> science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information >> reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work >> experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to >> identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a >> birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should >> also be provided, together with a working email address. Further >> instructions will follow. > >Good one :-) >But the ab-sense of humour of those who already replied is >truly amazing :-( > >Dirk Vdm > I don't find _anything_ amusing along these lines. ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
From: mmeron on 29 Sep 2006 18:48 In article <ej5rh29gjlij4vkkh8lo7uvupssuif4ec7(a)4ax.com>, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon(a)My-Web-Site.com> writes: >On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:10:48 GMT, mmeron(a)cars3.uchicago.edu wrote: > >>In article <1159561995.236231.287830(a)i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, mrdarrett(a)gmail.com writes: >>> >>>Uncle Al wrote: >>>> science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com wrote: >>>> > >>>> > Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >>>> > chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >>>> > Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >>>> > travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. >>>> [snip] >>>> >>>> Hey stooopid, the only competent and qualified academic and industrial >>>> scientists are Jews. >>> >>> >>>Were Wernher von Braun (V-2) or Sergey Korolyov (Sputnik) Jewish? How >>>about Edward Teller (Hungarian, "Father of the Hydrogen Bomb") and >>>Andrei Sakharov (Soviet nuclear scientist)? >>> >>Actually, Edward Teller was Jewish. >> >>Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool, >>meron(a)cars.uchicago.edu | chances are he is doing just the same" > >I thought as much, but wasn't sure. > There was a pretty amazing bunch of Hungarian Jews that arrived to the US at that time. Including von Neumann, Wigner, Szilard and Teller, in physics, and von Karman in aeronautics. Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool, meron(a)cars.uchicago.edu | chances are he is doing just the same"
From: lucasea on 29 Sep 2006 20:05 "kell" <kellrobinson(a)billburg.com> wrote in message news:1159561487.358167.108140(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > > EE123 wrote: >> T Wake wrote: >> > <science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >> > news:1159546000.821580.253400(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... >> > > Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >> > > chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >> > > Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >> > > travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. >> > > >> > > Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address >> > > science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information >> > > reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work >> > > experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to >> > > identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a >> > > birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate >> > > should >> > > also be provided, together with a working email address. Further >> > > instructions will follow. >> > >> > Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you get? >> > >> > I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme >> > then... >> >> >> >> Pension?? Sure, there is a pension. >> >> There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you >> in heaven!!! >> >> Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians?? >> >> Dave > > In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin." Well, those would be yummy too. Eric Lucas
From: dagmargoodboat on 29 Sep 2006 20:30
John Larkin wrote: > On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:01:30 -0700, Jim Thompson > <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon(a)My-Web-Site.com> wrote: > > > > >I've done work for GOI MOD (government of Israel, Ministry of > >Defense)... sharpest bunch of people in the World. When the going > >gets tough, the "don't hold back anything" crowd in Israel WILL > >prevail... it will be fun to watch... hopefully we will learn from > >them ;-) > > > > ...Jim Thompson > > > Jews make up 0.2% of the earth's population and win 20% of the Nobel > prizes. That's a 100:1 ratio. > > John http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews "Many studies show Ashkenazi Jews as having the highest average IQ of any tested ethnic group." Cheers, James |