Jihad needs scientists
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From: Dirk Van de moortel on 30 Sep 2006 04:31 "Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon(a)My-Web-Site.com> wrote in message news:3u7rh2dcbrutjmgqqnte0b7hur9aea55k7(a)4ax.com... > On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:18:43 GMT, "Dirk Van de moortel" > <dirkvandemoortel(a)ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote: > >> >><science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1159546000.821580.253400(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... >>> Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >>> chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >>> Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >>> travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. >>> >>> Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address >>> science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information >>> reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work >>> experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to >>> identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a >>> birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should >>> also be provided, together with a working email address. Further >>> instructions will follow. >> >>Good one :-) >>But the ab-sense of humour of those who already replied is >>truly amazing :-( >> >>Dirk Vdm >> > > I don't find _anything_ amusing along these lines. I agree with you that humour is not supposed to be necessarily _amusing_ . Dirk Vdm
From: Johnny Boy on 30 Sep 2006 04:40 "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> wrote in message news:LY2dnVNyUpkrt4PYRVny2w(a)pipex.net... > > "Johnny Boy" <NoSpam(a)Please.com> wrote in message > news:451e2786$0$5109$afc38c87(a)news.optusnet.com.au... > > > > "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> wrote in message > > news:TLadnf7oeYQvgYPYnZ2dnUVZ8qCdnZ2d(a)pipex.net... > >> > >> <lucasea(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > >> news:%wiTg.7035$vJ2.3526(a)newssvr12.news.prodigy.com... > >> > > >> > "kell" <kellrobinson(a)billburg.com> wrote in message > >> > news:1159561487.358167.108140(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > >> >> > >> >> EE123 wrote: > >> >>> T Wake wrote: > >> >>> > <science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > >> >>> > news:1159546000.821580.253400(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > >> >>> > > Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear > >> >>> > > physics, > >> >>> > > chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the > >> >>> > > Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness > > to > >> >>> > > travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. > >> >>> > > > >> >>> > > Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address > >> >>> > > science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information > >> >>> > > reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his > > work > >> >>> > > experience. The information however should not be so accurate as > > to > >> >>> > > identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and > > a > >> >>> > > birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate > >> >>> > > should > >> >>> > > also be provided, together with a working email address. Further > >> >>> > > instructions will follow. > >> >>> > > >> >>> > Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you > >> >>> > get? > >> >>> > > >> >>> > I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme > >> >>> > then... > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> Pension?? Sure, there is a pension. > >> >>> > >> >>> There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you > >> >>> in heaven!!! > >> >>> > >> >>> Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians?? > >> >>> > >> >>> Dave > >> >> > >> >> In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin." > >> > > >> > Well, those would be yummy too. > >> > > >> > >> But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins.... > >> > >> > > > > I don't understand why posts like this are allowed. > > > > Like yours? Who allowed it? > > Don't jump on me - I meant the original post, not the replies.
From: Johnny Boy on 30 Sep 2006 04:50 <science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1159546000.821580.253400(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, > chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the > Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to > travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. > > Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address > science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information > reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work > experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to > identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a > birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should > also be provided, together with a working email address. Further > instructions will follow. > This stuff is real funny - now let's have a laugh about, for instance, the recent US high school shootings.
From: YD on 30 Sep 2006 05:32 On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:28:49 +0100, "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> wrote: > ><lucasea(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message >news:%wiTg.7035$vJ2.3526(a)newssvr12.news.prodigy.com... >> >> "kell" <kellrobinson(a)billburg.com> wrote in message >> news:1159561487.358167.108140(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... >>> >>> EE123 wrote: >>>> T Wake wrote: >>>> > <science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message >>>> > news:1159546000.821580.253400(a)b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... >>>> > > Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >>>> > > chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >>>> > > Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >>>> > > travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. >>>> > > >>>> > > Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address >>>> > > science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com . The CV should contain information >>>> > > reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work >>>> > > experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to >>>> > > identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a >>>> > > birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate >>>> > > should >>>> > > also be provided, together with a working email address. Further >>>> > > instructions will follow. >>>> > >>>> > Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you >>>> > get? >>>> > >>>> > I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme >>>> > then... >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Pension?? Sure, there is a pension. >>>> >>>> There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you >>>> in heaven!!! >>>> >>>> Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians?? >>>> >>>> Dave >>> >>> In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin." >> >> Well, those would be yummy too. >> > >But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins.... > Neither would virgins... - YD. -- Remove HAT if replying by mail.
From: jmfbahciv on 30 Sep 2006 05:01
In article <OohTg.16$S4.185(a)news.uchicago.edu>, mmeron(a)cars3.uchicago.edu wrote: >In article <ej5rh29gjlij4vkkh8lo7uvupssuif4ec7(a)4ax.com>, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon(a)My-Web-Site.com> writes: >>On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:10:48 GMT, mmeron(a)cars3.uchicago.edu wrote: >> >>>In article <1159561995.236231.287830(a)i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, mrdarrett(a)gmail.com writes: >>>> >>>>Uncle Al wrote: >>>>> science_for_jihad(a)yahoo.com wrote: >>>>> > >>>>> > Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics, >>>>> > chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the >>>>> > Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to >>>>> > travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required. >>>>> [snip] >>>>> >>>>> Hey stooopid, the only competent and qualified academic and industrial >>>>> scientists are Jews. >>>> >>>> >>>>Were Wernher von Braun (V-2) or Sergey Korolyov (Sputnik) Jewish? How >>>>about Edward Teller (Hungarian, "Father of the Hydrogen Bomb") and >>>>Andrei Sakharov (Soviet nuclear scientist)? >>>> >>>Actually, Edward Teller was Jewish. >>I thought as much, but wasn't sure. >> >There was a pretty amazing bunch of Hungarian Jews that arrived to the >US at that time. Including von Neumann, Wigner, Szilard and Teller, >in physics, and von Karman in aeronautics. That seems to imply that the schooling in Hungary was working. Does this mean that WWI didn't stop them from functioning? I hadn't thought about what happened to the PhD (or whatever) timetrack before now. /BAH /BAH |