From: Dan C on
On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:46:00 +0200, Helmut Hullen wrote:

> Hallo, Hans-Peter,
>
> Du meintest am 05.10.09:
>
>> Sidney Lambe schrieb:
>
> [trollish]
>
>> Yes, I can run a Linux shell on every OS. If the shell is all you
>> understand by "Linux", then you seem to have missed something about
>> operating systems :-(
>
> Sidney is one of the well known trolls at least in
> "alt.os.linux.slackware".
>
> You shouldn't feed it.
>
> Viele Gruesse
> Helmut
>
> "Ubuntu" - an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".

Fix your (stolen) sig, n00b.


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From: Count Floyd on
Helmut Hullen wrote:
> Hallo, Hans-Peter,
>
> Du meintest am 05.10.09:
>
>> Sidney Lambe schrieb:
>
> [trollish]
>
>> Yes, I can run a Linux shell on every OS. If the shell is all you
>> understand by "Linux", then you seem to have missed something about
>> operating systems :-(
>
> Sidney is one of the well known trolls at least in
> "alt.os.linux.slackware".
>
> You shouldn't feed it.
>
> Viele Gruesse
> Helmut
>
> "Ubuntu" - an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".
>
He also infects the other Linux groups also. Don't even know which OS
he is even running! Why the negative signature? I think that all Linux
distros have good and bad points, just as long as people are trying
them. I left OS/2 after 20 years to run Ubuntu, I just asked for the
free CD and they sent it to me(don't ask why I didn't download the .iso,
doing that with OS/2-RSJ CD-Writer is a real pain).
From: Wanna-Be Sys Admin on
Hans-Peter Diettrich wrote:

> Sidney Lambe schrieb:
>
>>> Thank goodness we have alternatives.
>>
>> We sure do. We can be real Linux runners and ignore the corporate
>> sellouts who are trying to turn Linux into a clone of Windows
>> and run Linux from the command line within the GUI.
>
> Yes, I can run a Linux shell on every OS. If the shell is all you
> understand by "Linux", then you seem to have missed something about
> operating systems :-(
>
> I'm using a GUI since more than 25 years, and never felt a need for
> using a CLI any more. The GUIs of the various OSs are very similar, no
> problem in switching from one OS to another one.
>
> DoDi

Except Sid (Alan) doesn't know the CLI either. He just likes to
complain.
--
Not really a wanna-be, but I don't know everything.
From: Aragorn on
On Tuesday 06 October 2009 15:03 in comp.os.linux.misc, somebody
identifying as TJ wrote...

> Sidney Lambe wrote:
>>
>> Hi Dan C/Keith Kellerman/Sam/Aragorn, ad infinitum.
>>
>> Get a life, you dickless headsick creep.
>>
>> Sid
>>
> Fascinating. Aragorn, this clueless individual actually thinks you, I,
> Dan C., and dozens of other people are all the same person! I never
> heard anything so hilarious! Have you?

Well, the way I see it, there are three possible explanations for this,
and I shall make a modest attempt at trying to present them here, free
of all liability with regard to their correctness, although I shall
also attempt to give them a validation, to be taken by the reader with
either a grain or an entire cannister of salt, depending on personal
preferences... :p


Thought Experiment I:

Sidney Lambe is an intellectual with a high degree of spiritual
development. He therefore knows that at the quantum level, time
and distance are inexistent, and in our
three-plus-one-dimensional
experience of reality, this would thus signify that we are all
one and the same entity, experiencing reality through separate
emanations of its own consciousness, equiped with a personality,
and thus with free will, but nevertheless all made up out of the
very same stardust left over from the Big Bang, and the very
same
fabric of the universe, which is the ultimate consciousness that
has spawned us all so as to have us learn, and therefore, to
itself
learn through us, about what it is to be alive.

I do not consider this a viable explanation behind Sidney's
behavior,
not because of the whole philosophical thesis itself, but rather
because a being so enlightened and evolved that it would
contemplate
this very profound existential hypothesis would normally not
resort
to gutter slang and outrightly vicious ad hominem attacks.


Thought Experiment II:

"Sidney Lambe" is a pseudonym, a moniker to facilitate him to
post on
Usenet groups and other internet-related communication media,
just like
"TJ", "Dan C", "Aragorn", "The Natural Philospher", "Wannabe
SysAdmin",
and many other posters use. It is a legitimate identifier.

Furthermore, Sidney Lambe has already admitted in the newsgroup
known
as alt.os.linux.slackware to be one and the same poster as Bruce
Burhans, Alan Connor, Tom Newton, and various others. As such,
there
is empirical evidence - by his own admission, and by obviously
identical idiosyncrasies found in the articles of the
aforementioned
posters - that Sidney Lambe is a regular nymshifter, presumably
as a
tactic to stay out of killfiles, and that he presumes that all
of us
are just like him, and that we all nymshift for the very same
reasons
as he does. This is called projection.

I consider the above a highly viable explanation, but only up to
a
certain degree, since it would also imply that the population of
Usenet
newsgroup denizens is actually quite a lot smaller than was
statistically believed.


Thought Experiment III:

Sidney Lambe is an absolutely psychotic and obsessive-compulsive
person
with severe social dysfunction and equally severe delusion. He
presumes things without that there is any evidence for them, and
he is
in desperate need of attention, which explains why he nymshifts
so as
to avoid killfiles, since he has a pathological need for people
to read
his rants. This forms an emotional contradiction within him,
because
he actually *needs* those whom he hates.

In addition to the above, Sidney Lambe would then also make
stupid
allegations about us all being one and the same person because
in this,
he is just as delusional as in his GDE conspiracy theories, and
given
that we are dealing with psychosis, there is no need in his mind
for
evidence. His own word is good enough as the evidence to the
case he
makes, or so he thinks.

His psychosis may or may not be induced, or otherwise
stimulated, by
the abuse of what is known in legal terminology as "controlled
substances".

I consider the above highly viable as an explanation, especially
since
this explanation does not exclude but actually even synchronizes
with
Thought Experiment II.


Conclusion:

Sidney Lambe is *both* a pathetic, nymshifting, cowardly bully
who is
all too aware that he is exactly that, and a
paranoid-delusional,
socially dysfunctional psychotic, who may but not necessarily
does use
severe doses of psychotropics and hallucinogens.

I shall not be so cruel as to wish for his death or advise him to commit
suicide, as I believe that the universe is big enough for there to be a
place for each and every thing in existence.

However, for Sidney Lambe, that place is in a highly secured mental
ward, wearing a restraining jacket, especially since he has already
expounded upon his intentions (in public Usenet groups) to murder a
particular person he did not like, and in a sadistic manner.

Namaste, old friend. ;-)

--
*Aragorn*
(registered GNU/Linux user #223157)
From: Dan C on
On Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:07:43 +0200, Aragorn wrote:

<snip>

> Conclusion:
>
> Sidney Lambe is *both* a pathetic, nymshifting, cowardly bully
> who is all too aware that he is exactly that, and a
> paranoid-delusional, socially dysfunctional psychotic, who may but not
> necessarily does use severe doses of psychotropics and hallucinogens.

I concur. Well written psychiatric diagnosis of Sid (Alan Connor).

> I shall not be so cruel as to wish for his death or advise him to commit
> suicide,

I will. I hope he off's himself immediately upon reading this, or gets
hit by a bus during the mental hospital field trips that he takes.

> However, for Sidney Lambe, that place is in a highly secured mental
> ward, wearing a restraining jacket,

Nah, he doesn't need a jacket. Just prop him by the window and let him
stare out at the cruel world that hates his guts, and wonder where he
went wrong.


--
"Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he garotted another passing Liberal.
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