From: J. J. Lodder on
Peter Ceresole <peter(a)cara.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> T i m <news(a)spaced.me.uk> wrote:
>
> > >So for very loose definitions of "exactly" and "precisely defined", you
> > >could say "the inch is *exactly* as precisely defined as the metre."
> >
> > And that being "one/ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to
> > the North pole along a meridian through Paris"?
>
> Used to be, once. At the time, it was a good try. Still, beats the
> distance from the King's nose to his thumb (the yard, once).
>
> > Plus or minus a baguette or two? ;-)
>
> Ah no; you're thinking of the International Standard Baguette, which sat
> in Paris altogether too long and finally curled up. Not to say turning
> green...
>
> Now, it's measured in wavelengths of light from a Helium-Neon laser.
> However long that might be. All I know is that it's kind of *that* long.

Obsolete too.
The metre is nowadays the 1/299 792 458th part (light)second,

Jan

From: Peter Ceresole on
T i m <news(a)spaced.me.uk> wrote:

> > All I know is that it's kind of *that* long.
>
> Are you gesturing as per a one armed fisherman?

A one armed king is what I had in mind.

Ages ago I was an assistant film editor on the old 'Tonight' programme.
For some reason that I now forget, we banged together a short piece of
film about 617 squadron destroying the Bielefeld viaduct using a Grand
Slam bomb. The usual practice (this was a daily show and we didn't have
much time to get these things together) was we'd put the material
together, then somebody would come up to see the film and get timings of
the various happenings in it, then go away and write a commentary that
would fit. In the mean time we took the film down to the dubbing
theatre, shoved some effects on it and then Cliff Michelmore came to add
the commentary. All went well until the Lancaster released the bomb and
the commentary said 'and destroyed the bridge' and then... the bomb
fell... and it fell... and by gee it fell... And then the bridge went
wallop. It didn't fit...

We took the film back to the cutting room. Our chief film editor was a
splendid chap, Eddie, who by coincidence had been a very young sergeant
pilot flying Lancasters and ran the team with the steadiness and
expertise he must have shown to survive a tour of duty. Eddie knew
exactly what he was doing. He knew we needed to bring the wallop up by
five seconds to meet the end of commentary, which was about 8 ft of film
(this was 35mm), so with no time to view it or to do anything, he just
grabbed it at the join after the bomb dropped and measured a royal yard-
an arm stretch- and a third again. I snipped it there and remade the
join. The we shot it down to telecine sight unseen. There was a slight
tension as we watched it transmitted to about 8 million people. It
fitted perfectly- nay, *artistically*.

I learnt a hell of a lot from Eddie, including what a quick yard looked
like.
--
Peter
From: Peter Ceresole on
J. J. Lodder <nospam(a)de-ster.demon.nl> wrote:

> > Now, it's measured in wavelengths of light from a Helium-Neon laser.
> > However long that might be. All I know is that it's kind of *that* long.
>
> Obsolete too.
> The metre is nowadays the 1/299 792 458th part (light)second,

No; that's why I said 'measured'. You've given the *definition*, but in
practice the measurement is done by interference using a helium-neon
laser.

Actually, I use a tape measure. But the helium-neon thing is the
standard for calibration.
--
Peter
From: Peter Ceresole on
Geoff Berrow <blthecat(a)ckdog.co.uk> wrote:

> It used to get a kick out of physical editing too. Very satisfying.

Yes, I agree. But the biggest pleasure for me was always just making it
work. I loved working with a good editor- and mostly my editors were
jolly good- because they could bring so much extra to the sequence and
the ideas. And the pure sensual pleasure I'd get from a nice cut, a good
juxtaposition of shots, the emergence of a good story, was just as great
whether I actually cut it (cutting Julian Pettifer and Butch
Calderwood's Vietnam stories was always pure pleasure) or whether I set
it up and had someone else put it together.

I was always astonished that they actually paid me to do it. For 30
years... Wheee!
--
Peter
From: Rowland McDonnell on
Peter Ceresole <peter(a)cara.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> T i m <news(a)spaced.me.uk> wrote:
>
> > >So for very loose definitions of "exactly" and "precisely defined", you
> > >could say "the inch is *exactly* as precisely defined as the metre."
> >
> > And that being "one/ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to
> > the North pole along a meridian through Paris"?
>
> Used to be, once. At the time, it was a good try. Still, beats the
> distance from the King's nose to his thumb (the yard, once).

The *original* yard was the length of a single pace - in Roman times,
that was measured from `right footfall to the next right footfall' (or
conversely with the left foot).

Modern yards are half that length - what a Roman would call half a pace
is what we call one pace.

By the time that the English idea of the metric metre was first defined
by the French using a different natural variable yardstick (size of the
Earth[1]), the usual standard linear measure was a standard measuring
rod kept somewhere.

Thing is, that had been introduced as a method some thousands of years
before Napoleon B.

I've never come across any evidence that the king was ever really used
as the standard measure as Peter C claims - it's just what was *said*,
I suspect that the standard pace measure was turned into what was
*claimed* to be a particular distance on the king, but always in reality
was a set of measuring rods made by the priests (in the early days) and
engineering types (later on) and they said it was the size of the king's
whatever to give it more clout with `the people'.

(or the king told 'em to do it that way, because he was like that)

Standard weights and measures are one of the first tools of civilisation
that are made by any civilisation - and I'm talking about centralized
city type civilization here.

One of the very few things we know about the lives of the ancient
Harrapans is their standard weights and measures - that, and the fact
that they didn't seem to bother with war.

The ancient Chinese used standardised bells as a set of standard volume
and weight measures. And as a symbol and also the presence of
`Confucian harmony' if I understood `A history of the world in 100
objects' correctly.

[snip]

Rowland.

[1] Bloody well does change size. Flexes, too. Okay, it's a good deal
less variable than kings or legs...

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