From: Eeyore on


Joerg wrote:

> > But your site IS rather bland ;-)
>
> Yep, got to spice it up some. But that needs time, ideas, more time, and
> my arts skills are not that great. Hiring someone for that is an option
> but then again when I see what has become of sites where they did hire
> "web experts" I might keep it bland for a while ;-)

May I recommend my brother-in-law ?

He's *very* adept with code and knows all too well the usual flaws that
sites exhibit.

Graham

From: Joerg on
Hello Frank,


>>Yes, I thought about some pics, schematics etc. The one problems most
>>consultants have is that they aren't allowed to do that. Often they aren't
>>even allowed to use a successful relationship as reference. One of my
>>current contracts with a large company goes as far as prohibiting the
>>disclosure of the very existence of that contract.
>
> You don't have to list all your projects, just a couple. You can use
> pictures of different boards, different schematics. You can alter the
> story a bit. That is not a blatant cheat, it's only to show/tell
> that you are for real and to do some justice to yourself.
>

That's what I was planning to do. Some I am allowed to disclose.
Schematics are a big no-no though and I really don't want to fake
anything. Also wanted to compile the list of publications although that
usually doesn't draw much from non-academic circles.

>
>
>>>The second link, "Where can Analog Consultants..." gives me a
>>>dull page with a long lecture. It is unreadable, as it prints
>>>too wide, all over the screen from left to right. After reading
>>>the first paragraph, I feel lectured, and what hangs is that I
>>>probably have wasted a lot of money, and am facing a redesign
>>>from scratch.
>>>
>>
>>What browser are you using? It doesn't do that with Mozilla, Netscape,
>>Opera and my copy of IE. Re redesign I just want to be honest. About half
>>of my assignments begin when it's really too late from a biz point of view
>>and require a redesign of crucial parts or of the whole thing. Something
>>that was clearly avoidable had they called me or someone else in half a
>>year earlier. There are a few sad stories there.
>
>
> The first paragraph ("It isn't possible to furnish...") is displayed
> as 3 lines and a 4th line with just one word. That is what I call
> impossible to read. Newspapers print their articles in columns, because
> otherwise they would also become unreadable.
>

Ok, tried again. I cannot make that error happen no matter how odd I
twist the shape of the browser window. What's your browser?

>
>>Ok, can't understand the neck thing but one of the fears many clients have
>>is that a consultant does his or her thing and then the company is hooked
>>for life. Because none of their engineers is "in the know" afterwards. I
>>don't work that way. But I could give you some horror stories where others
>>did that to clients and I had to pick up the pieces. Or whatever pieces
>>they had. Undocumented reems of assembler and so on.
>
>
> Yes, but advertisement talk quickly turns into a stupid lecture, insulting
> the reader. Be brief. And no need to rub in disasters. Use a bit more
> positive language. And cut 95% of the text as it is. Short texts, some
> bulleted lists, etc.
>

Good idea, although I don't think one can cut 95% :-)

Believe it or not but I have one new client who, when they saw that
page, said that one of the stories is exactly what happened to them.

>
>>>Rolling down to the bottom, still feeling lectured and that my
>>>own thoughts aren't much worth, you say "If you think that
>>>analog consultants might be the answer....". Sheesh!
>>>
>>Well, sometimes they are the answer. Even when the problem appears to be
>>SW or FPGA related. That's why I give example and those are cases that
>>really happened. Got to have a punch line but you are probably right, I
>>may have to think of a better one here.
>
> It reads as too negative. You are a damn good expert, so don't be shy,
> or use reservative language with to much use of 'if' and 'might'.
>

Good point. The ifs, mights and believes are remnants from the time when
I ran a division. Any public corporate statements we made had to be
"lawyer-proof" so most of us got used to that lingo.

>
>>>Stop ranting about dollar calculators and hire a consultant
>>>yourself, this time for your web site ;) He won't advice
>>>Flash - no worries. He'll make a nice sober design that does
>>>you justice, that is inviting, that is not lecturing, that
>>>looks trust worthy, that can be found etc.
>>>
>>
>>I might try that again. When I tried before everyone absoultely wanted to
>>convince me that the site needs frames and all that stuff. Which I don't
>>want.
>
> Of course, make clear what you (don't) want. Extensive use of high end
> designer pictures, like glass sky crapers and business men in front of
> it, is not what you want. It would give a false impression. But a good
> picture of a breathtaking view in your neighboorhood is nice and useable.
> Couple of small insets of pictures with (perhaps) parts of your desk
> with some notes and diagrams, part of your lab or workbench, a circuit
> under test, a close-up of a scope probe in use, things like that. May
> seem silly, but now you only have loads of dull text and I don't even
> know if you can handle a screwdriver.
>

The view out of my office window is very picturesque. Maybe I use that.


> Oh, and you don't need frames indeed. Most layout tricks can be done in
> tables. OTH, a page with frames is not the end of the world. Your
> current web page has 82 errors in it, so stop pretending as if you know
> what is right or wrong about frames. Simply demand from your web designer
> that the final result generates zero errors :
>
> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.analogconsultants.com
>

Thanks! That is an interesting tool. Although, even ONSemi comes up with
139 errors ...


> And once your website looks better, you have to make sure it can be
> found. Did you ever tried to find yourself, not using your name as
> a search parameter?
>

I did. Google and Yahoo found it. Also lots of others. But it's
certainly not search-optimized yet.

--
Regards, Joerg

http://www.analogconsultants.com
From: Joerg on
Hello Jim,


>>>My site is bland, but not as bland as yours... got two consulting
>>>inquiries TODAY from the site ;-)
>>
>>That is indeed pretty good. Are those serious ones or just tire kickers?
>
> Actually both today were law firms seeking expert witness help. They
> appear serious.
>

Well, I get some of those as well but mostly they are not serious in the
end. Sometimes I point-blank ask the calling attorney why on earth a
case this clear-cut isn't settled out of court. Then they say "That's
what I don't understand either" and sure enough it does settle. Other
times they seem to prefer folks with a PE but then end up with engineers
who don't have any medical device background. No idea how they survive a
case without years of FDA exposure.

>
>>Do you think it happened because of the embedded key words?
>
> Yes. My oldest son helped me do the site originally, with lots of
> advice on how to "play" the keyword game.
>

Yep, got to work on those key words here.

--
Regards, Joerg

http://www.analogconsultants.com
From: Homer J Simpson on

"Frank Bemelman" <f.bemelmanq(a)xs4all.invalid.nl> wrote in message
news:451b8067$0$11073$e4fe514c(a)dreader24.news.xs4all.nl...

> The second link, "Where can Analog Consultants..." gives me a
> dull page with a long lecture. It is unreadable, as it prints
> too wide, all over the screen from left to right. After reading
> the first paragraph, I feel lectured, and what hangs is that I
> probably have wasted a lot of money, and am facing a redesign
> from scratch.

At least you aren't paying for it. I got some sample CDs (Learn VB .Net,
Learn VC# .Net) and was appalled by them. They start off with some guy
reading text to you at a monotonous tone and it goes downhill from there.
The user interface is badly designed and has bugs in it.

I can't say I have ever come across a programmer who can't read, so who the
hell are they for? There's no opportunity to offer feedback so I continue to
get 'special offers' from them although I never have and never will pay for
anything as bad as this.

On the real thing there is one interactive item - they deleted this from the
demos. Yeah, like I'll pay $60 for these. I can buy O'Reilly books at a
discount and read at my own speed.



From: Rich Grise on
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:57:42 +0000, Joerg wrote:

> My site is more of a little stake in the ground, didn't want to have
> that dreaded "under construction" sign.

You mean this one?
http://www.abiengr.com/~sysop/KeyZilla/images/const2a.gif

Cheers!
Rich

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