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From: Tandy on 15 Jul 2010 19:12 On 7/15/2010 11:09 AM, Michelle Steiner wrote: > In article<jollyroger-211B92.08543315072010(a)news.individual.net>, > Jolly Roger<jollyroger(a)pobox.com> wrote: > >>> Everyone makes mistakes; even God makes mistakes. Case in point: He >>> created you. >> >> Nah. His mom is purely to blame for that mistake. > > His dad had nothing to do with it? > WOW!!! Brutal!!! Where do you come up with this .........brilliant stuff?
From: Tandy on 15 Jul 2010 19:14 On 7/15/2010 9:54 AM, Jolly Roger wrote: > In article > <michelle-28BFC0.06485815072010(a)reserved-multicast-range-not-delegated.e > xample.com>, > Michelle Steiner<michelle(a)michelle.org> wrote: > >> In article<waE%n.3441$o27.1591(a)newsfe08.iad>, "XX"<zs(a)orangegrove.org> >> wrote: >> >>> Yes - a fluke. Over the last few years Apple has marketed a parade of >>> crappy products that are broke right out of the box. MacBook overheats >>> and video problems, iMac problems, Mac Pro problems, iPhone problems, >>> iPad problems, - the list is endless. >> >> Everyone makes mistakes; even God makes mistakes. Case in point: He >> created you. > > Nah. His mom is purely to blame for that mistake. > Shall I start on your mom? Do you think you can be as creative as me? One more time...
From: Tandy on 15 Jul 2010 19:15 On 7/15/2010 9:54 AM, Jolly Roger wrote: > In article<waE%n.3441$o27.1591(a)newsfe08.iad>, > "XX"<zs(a)orangegrove.org> wrote: > >> "dorayme"<dorayme(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote in message >> news:dorayme-16DA2B.14095315072010(a)news.albasani.net... >>> In article<slrni3snsh.2ml.ianji33(a)zenatode.org.uk>, >>> Ian Gregory<ianji33(a)gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> I think most Mac users would readily admit that mice are not Apple's >>>> forte. >>> >>> Was it a fluke it came up with my beautiful Apple (Optical) Pro >>> mouse quite a few years ago now? >> >> Yes - a fluke. Over the last few years Apple has marketed a parade of >> crappy products that are broke right out of the box. MacBook overheats and >> video problems, iMac problems, Mac Pro problems, iPhone problems, iPad >> problems, - the list is endless. > > Your mom created crappy products as well. Too bad we couldn't prevent it! > Deep .......very deep. I can see that so much intelligence and thought went into that one.
From: Wes Groleau on 15 Jul 2010 22:39 On 07-15-2010 20:18, Dan L. wrote: > Apple should design their mighty mouses better. I am on my third mouse > in five years. The mighty mouse just cannot seem to survive an impact > when I throw them against the wall. My wall can take it, the mouse > cannot. Did you remember to sing, “Here I come to save the day!” when throwing it? -- Wes Groleau Is it an on-line compliment to call someone a Net Wit ?
From: dorayme on 15 Jul 2010 22:45
In article <dan-FC5B27.20184015072010(a)news.eternal-september.org>, "Dan L." <dan(a)positivegogetter.cooldude> wrote: > In article <dorayme-61D5C6.09373216072010(a)news.albasani.net>, > dorayme <dorayme(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote: > > > ... my main mouse, the one I referred to has no > > scroll wheel, no vertical or horizontal or any which way > > anything? > > > > That is its beauty. Less is more. I have worked for years with it > > and in combo with keyboard keys, I have had no sense of loss. It > > is quite the most reliable and smooth thing I have ever owned. > > > > And it likes me too (I was soooo embarrassed the other day when > > it confessed its true feelings towards me: "You pierce my heart, > > I have never loved anyone but you..." and other Jane Austen sort > > of speeches!) > > Apple should design their mighty mouses better. I am on my third mouse > in five years. The mighty mouse just cannot seem to survive an impact > when I throw them against the wall. My wall can take it, the mouse > cannot. Would everyone please stop talking about mighty mice and concentrate on the relationship *my mouse* and *I* have with *each other*. Are you lot not interested in love stories? -- dorayme |