Microwave brain scrambler?
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From: Winston on 11 Mar 2010 11:10 On 3/11/2010 7:42 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: (...) > Or just drop a bowling ball on his head. ;-) This is subtle and deniable. Bowling balls, not so much. --Winston
From: Michael A. Terrell on 11 Mar 2010 11:11 Winston wrote: > > On 3/11/2010 6:52 AM, Rich Webb wrote: > > On Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:47:07 -0800, Winston<Winston(a)bigbrother.net> > > wrote: > > (...) > > >> Those are hardly important when you consider how funny it would be > >> to watch random customers stand there, gobsmacked as you rearrange > >> their brain from the comfort of your office. > >> > >> What do you think about this? > > > > Have a good^H^H^H^Hexcellent lawyer on retainer. > > What is the customer going to say? > > "You did *something* to cause me to lose voluntary muscle control!"? > > Manager can just smile and say "Now what could I have done to cause > that?" > > The customer's lawyer and any prospective judge are both the property > of the megacorporation that owns the restaurant anyway, > so what is the concern? > > Thanks for your thoughts. What happens if he's wearing his aluminum foil beanie? -- Greed is the root of all eBay.
From: D Yuniskis on 11 Mar 2010 11:26 Hi Michael, Michael A. Terrell wrote: > Winston wrote: >> On 3/11/2010 6:52 AM, Rich Webb wrote: >>> On Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:47:07 -0800, Winston<Winston(a)bigbrother.net> >>> wrote: >> >>> Have a good^H^H^H^Hexcellent lawyer on retainer. >> >> What is the customer going to say? > > What happens if he's wearing his aluminum foil beanie? The bowling ball will *crush* it!! ;-) Bowling Ball: 1 Bad Guy: 0
From: Michael A. Terrell on 11 Mar 2010 11:19 Winston wrote: > > On 3/11/2010 7:42 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: > > (...) > > > Or just drop a bowling ball on his head. ;-) > > This is subtle and deniable. Bowling balls, not so much. How is he going to complain? -- Greed is the root of all eBay.
From: Michael A. Terrell on 11 Mar 2010 11:21
D Yuniskis wrote: > > Hi Michael, > > Michael A. Terrell wrote: > > Winston wrote: > >> On 3/11/2010 6:52 AM, Rich Webb wrote: > >>> On Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:47:07 -0800, Winston<Winston(a)bigbrother.net> > >>> wrote: > >> > >>> Have a good^H^H^H^Hexcellent lawyer on retainer. > >> > >> What is the customer going to say? > > > > What happens if he's wearing his aluminum foil beanie? > > The bowling ball will *crush* it!! ;-) > > Bowling Ball: 1 > Bad Guy: 0 Janitor: -1 ------------------- Total: 0 -- Greed is the root of all eBay. |