From: unsettled on
krw wrote:

> In article <eq23j4$8qk_002(a)s939.apx1.sbo.ma.dialup.rcn.com>,
> jmfbahciv(a)aol.com says...
>
>>In article <gm08s2luj0mrj73m00vt7isc8sb4kvt630(a)4ax.com>,
>> MassiveProng <MassiveProng(a)thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:11:52 -0600, unsettled <unsettled(a)nonsense.com>
>>>Gave us:
>>>
>>>
>>>>MassiveProng wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 02 Feb 07 14:04:45 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <8e65s297p2fs3tfodc3mk1rmqu2phstukv(a)4ax.com>,
>>>>>> MassiveProng <MassiveProng(a)thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Feb 07 12:46:52 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It isn't the burners. It is the computer board in the stove that
>>>>>>>>is bad.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The stove has a clock, a cooking timer, and maybe some thermal probe
>>>>>>>monitoring ports. That isn't a computer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It has one board.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Which incorporates all the items I listed above. Being a single
>>>>>board STILL does NOT make it a computer.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice attempt at a sidestep, though.
>>>>
>>>>Your definitions are, to coin a phrase, unique.
>>>
>>> You're an idiot. I work in the industry.
>>>
>>> It would be termed a micro-controller, at best.
>>>
>>> STILL NOT a computer.
>>>
>>>
>>>>"An electronic device for the storage and processing of information."
>>>
>>> A calculator would fit the definition. It isn't a computer either.
>>>It IS a calculator.
>>>
>>> The controller in an oven is a micro-controller, nothing more.
>>>
>>> The consumer device has to have Windows CE or the like on it, and
>>>have a user interface with a gui to BE a computer.
>>
>><spluttering emoticon wipes oatmeal off screen>
>
>
> Come on BAH! Didn't the PDP-10 run Windows CE?
>
>>I thought you claimed to be in the computer manfuacturing biz?
>
>
> Don't bother with Dimbulb (AKA FatBytestard, DarkMatter, and a
> thousand other forgettable nyms). He's done and knows everything.
> Any discussions are a waste of time.
>
>
>>>Otherwise, it is
>>>no more than fancy CONTROL hardware.
>>>
>>>You really have more people laughing at you than you realize.
>>
>>Riiight.
>
>
> Well, there is one, evidently.
>

A good belly laugh is much different from the one reaction
of hysteria we're witnessing. Of course, his definitions
are unique.


From: Phil Carmody on
"T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> writes:
> "Phil Carmody" <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:87irejdu1g.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org...
> > jmfbahciv(a)aol.com writes:
> >> In article <87ps8sgifg.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org>,
> >> Phil Carmody <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> >> >jmfbahciv(a)aol.com writes:
> >> >> "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> wrote:
> >> >> >What nations do you think are "not dealing" with Iran?
> >> >>
> >> >> Bush has given Europe the job to deal with Iran's stubborness.
> >> >> They are the ones who have been bitching that the US doesn't
> >> >> know how to do this stuff.
> >> >
> >> >In what way was that supposed to be an answer to the question
> >> >asked?
> >> >
> >> >I should probably expect as an answer to my enquiry something
> >> >like "milky way!".
> >>
> >> In case you haven't noticed, the old "Free European" countries
> >> now hide behind acting as a conglomerate when the task is
> >> politically incorrect.
> >
> > Are you on mind-altering drugs?
>
> If the answer (if we ever get one) to this is "no" there is a good argument
> for getting her some.

I thought that sentence was going to be:

If the answer (if we ever get one) to this is "no" there is a good reason why.

Ooooh, ain't I catty!

Phil
--
"Home taping is killing big business profits. We left this side blank
so you can help." -- Dead Kennedys, written upon the B-side of tapes of
/In God We Trust, Inc./.
From: unsettled on
MassiveProng wrote:

> On Sat, 3 Feb 2007 19:31:13 -0000, "T Wake"
> <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> Gave us:
>
>
>>"Phil Carmody" <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:87irejdu1g.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org...
>>
>>>jmfbahciv(a)aol.com writes:
>>>
>>>>In article <87ps8sgifg.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org>,
>>>> Phil Carmody <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>jmfbahciv(a)aol.com writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What nations do you think are "not dealing" with Iran?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bush has given Europe the job to deal with Iran's stubborness.
>>>>>>They are the ones who have been bitching that the US doesn't
>>>>>>know how to do this stuff.
>>>>>
>>>>>In what way was that supposed to be an answer to the question
>>>>>asked?
>>>>>
>>>>>I should probably expect as an answer to my enquiry something
>>>>>like "milky way!".
>>>>
>>>>In case you haven't noticed, the old "Free European" countries
>>>>now hide behind acting as a conglomerate when the task is
>>>>politically incorrect.
>>>
>>>Are you on mind-altering drugs?
>>
>>If the answer (if we ever get one) to this is "no" there is a good argument
>>for getting her some.
>>
>
> Lithium!
>
> Shoes for industry! (Shoes for the dead)
>
> -firesign theater, Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers

Ahh, a Howard Stern sycophant!

From: unsettled on
Phil Carmody wrote:

> "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> writes:
>
>>"Eeyore" <rabbitsfriendsandrelations(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:45C4E4E4.F06F7B1B(a)hotmail.com...
>>
>>>
>>>T Wake wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I very much doubt BAH will respond to explain why she thinks rationing
>>>>lasted for three decades after the war, which is a shame as it could be
>>>>bloody entertaining.
>>>
>>>She's been on this tack before.
>>>
>>>ISTR she had the idea that Margaret Thatcher ended rationing.
>>
>>Ah.
>>
>>Amazing grasp on reality.
>
>
> I missed that too. Had to search for it.
>
> Message-ID: <eii3t5$8nc_007(a)s792.apx1.sbo.ma.dialup.rcn.com>
> <<<
>
>>There never have been any restrictions on what you can buy since rationing from
>>WW2 ended in the 50s.
>
>
> It didn't end in the UK. Thatcher was still removing vestiges of
> WWII price and labor controls when she was PM.
>
>
> On planet BAH, /rationing did not end in the UK/.
>
> Wow. Amazing _alternative_ reality she has a grasp on.
> I know schizophrenics with a better grasp on real reality.
> (As long as they keep taking their pills.)

It's obvious that they're not working very well in your case.

From: T Wake on

"Phil Carmody" <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:87ejp7c66t.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org...
> "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> writes:
>> "Phil Carmody" <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:87irejdu1g.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org...
>> > jmfbahciv(a)aol.com writes:
>> >> In article <87ps8sgifg.fsf(a)nonospaz.fatphil.org>,
>> >> Phil Carmody <thefatphil_demunged(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >jmfbahciv(a)aol.com writes:
>> >> >> "T Wake" <usenet.es7at(a)gishpuppy.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >What nations do you think are "not dealing" with Iran?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Bush has given Europe the job to deal with Iran's stubborness.
>> >> >> They are the ones who have been bitching that the US doesn't
>> >> >> know how to do this stuff.
>> >> >
>> >> >In what way was that supposed to be an answer to the question
>> >> >asked?
>> >> >
>> >> >I should probably expect as an answer to my enquiry something
>> >> >like "milky way!".
>> >>
>> >> In case you haven't noticed, the old "Free European" countries
>> >> now hide behind acting as a conglomerate when the task is
>> >> politically incorrect.
>> >
>> > Are you on mind-altering drugs?
>>
>> If the answer (if we ever get one) to this is "no" there is a good
>> argument
>> for getting her some.
>
> I thought that sentence was going to be:
>
> If the answer (if we ever get one) to this is "no" there is a good reason
> why.
>
> Ooooh, ain't I catty!

I'm kicking myself for missing that one.