From: unsettled on
MassiveProng wrote:

> On Fri, 02 Feb 07 14:04:45 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>
>
>>In article <8e65s297p2fs3tfodc3mk1rmqu2phstukv(a)4ax.com>,
>> MassiveProng <MassiveProng(a)thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 01 Feb 07 12:46:52 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>>>
>>>
>>>>It isn't the burners. It is the computer board in the stove that
>>>>is bad.
>>>
>>> The stove has a clock, a cooking timer, and maybe some thermal probe
>>>monitoring ports. That isn't a computer.
>>
>>It has one board.
>
>
>
> Which incorporates all the items I listed above. Being a single
> board STILL does NOT make it a computer.
>
> Nice attempt at a sidestep, though.

Your definitions are, to coin a phrase, unique.

"An electronic device for the storage and processing of information."
www.micro2000uk.co.uk/hardware_glossary.htm

From: unsettled on
MassiveProng wrote:

> On Fri, 02 Feb 07 14:05:53 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>
>
>>>Here's one with an embedded computer:
>>>
>>>http://www.ajmadison.com/cgi-bin/ajmadison/AGR5725RD.html
>>
>>Everything has a damned computer these days.
>
>
>
> Your stove, nor the one he put a link up for has a computer in it.

An electronic device for the storage and processing of information.
www.micro2000uk.co.uk/hardware_glossary.htm
From: MassiveProng on
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:28:38 +0000, Eeyore
<rabbitsfriendsandrelations(a)hotmail.com> Gave us:

>
>
>MassiveProng wrote:
>
>> jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>> > MassiveProng <MassiveProng(a)thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
>> >> jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>> >>
>> >>>You people sure seem to have to think in absolutes.
>> >>
>> >> Like you and your stove.
>> >
>> >I would have been superstitious about the stove, except another
>> >bit god I know can't use his modem when his stove is plugged in.
>>
>>
>> If he is on a modem, he is hardly anything even close to a "bit
>> god".
>>
>> Sheesh.
>
>If he also can't fix it he's even less close to being a 'god' too.
>
>Graham
>


Whoosh!

What was that!?

I think abitofagod just whooshed by!
From: MassiveProng on
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:11:52 -0600, unsettled <unsettled(a)nonsense.com>
Gave us:

>MassiveProng wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 02 Feb 07 14:04:45 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>>
>>
>>>In article <8e65s297p2fs3tfodc3mk1rmqu2phstukv(a)4ax.com>,
>>> MassiveProng <MassiveProng(a)thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 01 Feb 07 12:46:52 GMT, jmfbahciv(a)aol.com Gave us:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>It isn't the burners. It is the computer board in the stove that
>>>>>is bad.
>>>>
>>>> The stove has a clock, a cooking timer, and maybe some thermal probe
>>>>monitoring ports. That isn't a computer.
>>>
>>>It has one board.
>>
>>
>>
>> Which incorporates all the items I listed above. Being a single
>> board STILL does NOT make it a computer.
>>
>> Nice attempt at a sidestep, though.
>
>Your definitions are, to coin a phrase, unique.

You're an idiot. I work in the industry.

It would be termed a micro-controller, at best.

STILL NOT a computer.

>"An electronic device for the storage and processing of information."

A calculator would fit the definition. It isn't a computer either.
It IS a calculator.

The controller in an oven is a micro-controller, nothing more.

The consumer device has to have Windows CE or the like on it, and
have a user interface with a gui to BE a computer. Otherwise, it is
no more than fancy CONTROL hardware.

You really have more people laughing at you than you realize.
From: Eeyore on


"Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippie" wrote:

> On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:39:51 +0000, Eeyore wrote:
> > Tony Lance wrote:
> >
> >> Big Bertha Thing spider
> >
> > Are you regularly in the habit of posting stuff with no relevance to the thread
> > ?
>
> _EVERYONE_ is in the habit of posting stuff with no relevance in _this_
> thread. ;-)

Yeah but his stuff is especially irrelevant !

Graham